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Floridians urged to avoid leprosy-infected armadillos
Sun Sentinel ^ | 7/21/2015 | AP

Posted on 07/21/2015 7:42:25 AM PDT by GoneSalt

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To: GoneSalt

What part of “the right of the people to keep and bear Armadillos, shall not be infringed” don’t they understand?


21 posted on 07/21/2015 7:59:27 AM PDT by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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To: Augie

Armored Dildos?


22 posted on 07/21/2015 7:59:45 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Arm_Bears

“Why did the chicken cross the road?

To show the armadillo it could be done.:

That’s as funny as a guy in a leprosy ward saying “What’s eatin’ you?”


23 posted on 07/21/2015 8:03:42 AM PDT by navet97
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24 posted on 07/21/2015 8:03:48 AM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: Augie

:)


25 posted on 07/21/2015 8:05:58 AM PDT by gov_bean_ counter
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To: dfwgator

Another armadillo is walking in front of them shouting “UNCLEAN, UNCLEAN”???


26 posted on 07/21/2015 8:08:01 AM PDT by gov_bean_ counter
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To: GoneSalt

I tried to armadillo, but he couldn’t pull the trigger...


27 posted on 07/21/2015 8:08:05 AM PDT by chajin ("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
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To: tet68
Armored Dildos?

Yeah, Hillary has one, given to her by her staff.

She keeps trying to emasculate the regular ones.

28 posted on 07/21/2015 8:08:07 AM PDT by OldSmaj (obama is a worthless mohametan. Impeach his ass now!)
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To: GoneSalt

Dave Barry would certainly suggest “Leprosy Infected Armadillos” as a great name for a rock band.


29 posted on 07/21/2015 8:12:35 AM PDT by Eric Pode of Croydon (Life's a bitch. Don't elect one.)
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To: momtothree

LOL. Or like the cagots in medieval times, they had little duck feet on their shirts. Never stop to talk to a cagot. Untouchables. Cooties.


30 posted on 07/21/2015 8:14:30 AM PDT by Buttons12
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To: GoneSalt

Where do armadillos catch it?


31 posted on 07/21/2015 8:17:02 AM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not A Matter of Opinion)
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To: GoneSalt

Took the dog out last night and had one in my yard. My dog wanted to chase it.


32 posted on 07/21/2015 8:18:22 AM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: GoneSalt

They’ll have to pry it from my cold dead fingers.


33 posted on 07/21/2015 8:20:00 AM PDT by AppyPappy
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To: RIghtwardHo

You would if you lived in Florida as long as I have.....
....years ago we heard this, and a research center is close by trying to discover the connection of this animal and this disease.


34 posted on 07/21/2015 8:30:40 AM PDT by Guenevere (If the foundations are destroyed, what can the righteous do........Psalms 11:3..An Appeal to Heaven)
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To: RIghtwardHo

Florida’s so weird...


35 posted on 07/21/2015 8:50:24 AM PDT by GOPJ (They are not undocumented and they are not immigrants. They are illegal aliens. Lurkinnamloomin)
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To: GoneSalt

I remember reading years ago that Thalidamide was surprisingly effective for leprosy.


36 posted on 07/21/2015 8:56:21 AM PDT by aimhigh
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To: GoneSalt

Dangit, I probably shouldn’t have eaten that armadillo tartar then? My lips are numb..


37 posted on 07/21/2015 9:14:39 AM PDT by Bob434
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[[Floridians urged to avoid leprosy-infected armadillos]]

That’s profiling and racist!


38 posted on 07/21/2015 9:16:46 AM PDT by Bob434
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To: GoneSalt

Even the armadillos are illegal aliens.


39 posted on 07/21/2015 9:21:35 AM PDT by Old Yeller (Civil rights are for civilized people.)
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To: GoneSalt

Do they taste like chicken?


40 posted on 07/21/2015 1:31:57 PM PDT by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
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