Posted on 06/02/2015 12:13:58 PM PDT by Rummyfan
So I was pleased to see that my suggestion back in April that Bruce Jenner should be the Republican presidential nominee is gathering steam. For one thing, in her new identity, she's way hotter than Hillary:
Across the Twittersphere Caitlyn was worshipped as a 'goddess', a 'goddess in human form', a 'goddess made manifest on Earth'. 'Caitlyn Jenner could f*cking stab me right now and leave me for dead and I'd die f*cking overjoyed we are not WORTHY OF THIS GODDESS', said one trans tweeter, and she wasn't joking.
In the media, the talk is of how Caitlyn and her iconic likeness might give an adrenalin shot to humanity itself. A writer for the Guardian describes Caitlyn as a 'queen' and instructs us to 'bow down, bitches', telling us her icon on the front of Vanity Fair is 'life-affirming'. Treating Caitlyn as a kind of Christ figure, only in a push-up bra rather than smock, Ellen DeGeneres says this goddess brings 'hope for the world', and we should all try to be 'as brave as Caitlyn'. Susan Sarandon celebrated Bruce/Caitlyn's mysterious 'rebirth' while Demi Moore thanked him/her for sharing with humanity 'the gift of your beautiful authentic self'. A writer for the Huff Post says the name Caitlyn means 'pure' – 'what a perfect meaning, right?' Truly, yes, for St Caitlyn, reborn to educate us all, is most pure.
Caitlyn's emergence from her second closet - coming out as a Republican - seems to have been forgiven by all the showbiz gals
(Excerpt) Read more at steynonline.com ...
I don’t understand and I don’t want to.
Excellent column!
One thing that I thought was funny is that apparently Bruce’s idea of femininity is Barbie personified (although having to hide her man-hands behind her back...). I doubt that feminists would be this enthusiastic if a real 65-yr old, heavily surgically remade woman presented herself like that.
“hope for the world”?
Ellen’s private inner world maybe..
Brucise should have availed himself of some literature..on the post operative....buyers remorse of a vast number of his fellow voluntarily maimed “fellows”.
I have often accused many of the top Republicans of acting like they had their you know whats cut off and now they have found a candidate who matches the description.
“cis” is a made-up term so that freaks won’t have to admit that normal people are normal and that the freaks are not normal.
BECAUSE IT'S TIME
Who could be better qualified that Caitlin Jenner for POTUS?
Glad I never signed up for Twitter.
Self IS All.
It’s simple.
Reminds one of the Hans Christian Andersen fable 'The Emperor's New Clothes' where everyone pretends to believe something absurd, assuming everyone else believes it, too. The collective insanity of the left.
Even Steyn seems to be referring to Bruce Jenner as “her’ instead of “him.”
I think he’s doing it ironically.
“A fish rots from the head down.” European civilization has run its course. It is totally corrupt. Germany’s population will not decline. The gap will be filled by Somalians. They will not be producing high tech products. They will survive by ripping off the elderly. We are not far behind.
Perhaps a “culture” that no longer recognizes mental illness and instead celebrates it in glossy cover photos is too sick and far gone to recover. The future for the fewer and fewer remaining white children in Europe and the US is an ugly one.
It's not going to be pink fluffy unicorns floating on rainbows for children of other races, either.
No remorse there. He/she decided to keep his/her appendage. Proving, I guess, you CAN go back.
Oh.
I didn’t understand the cis part.
I am getting old. The need for waders is tiring.
If he’s so authentic, why does he have the famed plastic surgery Joker’s Mouth?
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