You should’ve done these jabs 4 years ago, Gov. Romney.
Did any other washed-up Democrats fight Holyfield? How about Michael Dukakis or Al Gore?
If I didn’t know better, I’d say he sounds like he’s running.
That’s an interesting list of people to rib.
Why would he mention Crowley in that company? Good grief!
“As the third round was about to begin, Tyson came out of his corner without his mouthpiece. Lane ordered Tyson back to his corner to insert it. Tyson inserted his mouthpiece, got back into position and the match resumed. Tyson began the third round with a furious attack. With forty seconds remaining in the round Holyfield got Tyson in a clinch, and Tyson rolled his head above Holyfield’s shoulder and bit Holyfield on his right ear, avulsing a one-inch piece of cartilage from the top of the ear, and spitting out the piece of ear on the ring floor.[3]
As Holyfield shrieked in pain and jumped in circles, he managed to push Tyson away at which Lane called for a time-out. As Holyfield turned to walk to his corner, Tyson shoved him from behind. Lane sent Tyson to a neutral corner as an enraged Holyfield gestured for Mills Lane to look at his bitten ear which was rapidly bleeding. The fight was delayed for several minutes as Lane debated what to do.
Lane’s original decision was to immediately disqualify Tyson, but after the ringside doctor determined that Holyfield was able to continue despite the massive bite, Lane announced he would be deducting two points from Tyson and the fight would continue. Bobby Czyz, who was calling the fight with Steve Albert for Showtime, said, “I wonder how this would have played in Mitch Halpern’s eyes,” and Albert told Czyz, “Oh my goodness, that’s a thought, Bobby.””
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evander_Holyfield_vs._Mike_Tyson_II
If only he had been like this during the campaign. Get rid of the handlers candidates!!!
I thought it was hysterical that Mitt climbed in the ring with a dress shirt with the sleeves ripped out. He definitely has a great sense of humor.
People often think of the perfect comeback line too late to be useful.
On second thought....
Leni