Posted on 04/02/2015 5:43:55 PM PDT by Kaslin
Will the ladies trade their favors for air conditioning?
I wonder if Global Warming causes hate crimes ?
It causes everything else....
I didn’t think it was possible to be “slapped stupid” but I guess her mom proved me wrong!
Democrat brains are ALL shaped just like penises. It’s all they can think about. I’m so proud to be able to say that I’m not and never have been a DemocRAT. I never even once thought about joining the ‘RAT Party. In college, I learned what to flush and what I should learn. I flushed a lot.
Skimpy outfits. It causes skimpy outfits.
Everything causes Global Warming. And Global Warming causes everything. It is a freaking liberal Wet Dream.
Women will get warmer and start taking off their clothes?
Warm weather makes women want more sex? So why not do it for money?
Good grief.
Exactly what are they implying about women who live in tropical areas of Africa, where things are already rather warm?
This way of looking at black people seems ... hateful.
There ya go!
Best T shirt....
” Global Warming....Is there ANYTHING it doesn’t cause ? “
OK!! Everybody pay attention!
Lesson for today:
1. The sun is 1,300,000 times as big as the earth.
2. The sun is a ball of fire that controls the climates of all its planets.
3. The earth is one of the sun’s planets.
4. The earth is a speck in comparison to the size of the sun.
5. Inhabitants of the earth are less than specks.
Study Question: How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?
Globull warming causes EVERYTHING. Can’t get an erection? Globull warming! Cop shoots bad guy? Globull warming!
It’s already led to prostitution – of the scientific community ....
Are those guys standing behind her as boundlessly stupid as she is?
There I was in the middle of the Sahara Desert. No water and no shade. Temperature over 130 degrees. So I became a male prostitute. Suddenly, a woman walked by.
I said, “Hey! I’ll do it for twenty bucks!”
She just kept walking.
So I stood there thirsty, sunburned, roasting, broke with a crushed ego. It was just like asking that cheerleader to the prom. Hey! Global warming made me strike out with cheerleaders!
The Hoax is about rationing and prostituting women.
Political prostitution? Seems like that’s already occurring.
Hmm...more snow & precipitation...shorter winters...warmer temps...sounds like the perfect conditions to grow more food for food insecure women.
Sure a lot easier to grow food in warmer temps than cooler temps. More people have starved during mini ice ages, than when the temps were warmer.
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