BREAKING: Iran Nuclear Deal Reached

MotherJones.com ^ | 04/02/2015 | Political MoJo Previous

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The U.S. and other international negotiators reportedly have agreed to the outlines of an understanding with Iran that would allow for a final phase of nuclear talks.

The Associated Press, citing officials, reported on the agreement, while noting that negotiators are still in a dispute over how much to make public.

A press conference is about to begin to announce the details, but according to Reuters it looks like Iran has agreed to suspend much of its nuclear program.

[shove_it]

Kerry will get the Nobel Peace Prize then run for president.

Exactly. 0bama is taking his victory lap right now as if Iran is going to actually live up to the agreement. Next comes Lurch's Nobel PP and his announcement of Campaign V2 for POTUS followed by 0bama's endorsement (just to shove_it into Team Clintoon). This was the deal between Lurch and 0bama right from the get-go.

[advertising guy]

I have it on good authority that Brian Williams wrote this speech

[Dog]

Uh oh he just called out Bibi...

[dfwgator]

There you go, Hans Brix. How you rike that, you $#$#Q $#2&&*^@# : Do you have any idea how #@#!@ busy I am, Hans Brix? Werr, #@!! you! You want inspection? Werr, inspect that, You #@#!@-#@@! piece of #@!$@!

[sanjuanbob]

Notice the number of times he says “if” when referring to Iran’s obligation. And why will his negotiators brief Congress? Why doesn’t the Big Mouth in chief? I sure hope Bibi sees through this trickery.

[WayneS]

So when do we have to ship them the missiles?

[conservativejoy]

It is unlikely Congress will be given review anyway.

[Dog]

He is going to advise Congress on how they can be of constructive use....oh my god.

[pepsi_junkie]

the senate has already made it plain there will be no “deal” to allow iran to have nuke weapons.

You are right. The constitution clearly says that the Senate has to ratify.... Wait. Hah hah hah! This is Obama! Never mind what the constitution says.

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[Pajamajan]

So they are holding an American hostage but we don’t demand his release? ARRRGH!

[McGruff]

Obama said he called the leader of Saudi Arabia. I'd like to hear that conversation.

He will be calling Bibi later today.

Wonder when Bibi will call the leader of Saudi Arabia and say we have a common enemy.

[Dog]

Talk about thinking his shit doesn’t stink..

[McGruff]

Sirens going off in the background while Obama speaking. Are those air raid sirens?

[Dog]

Wonder when Bibi will call the leader of Saudi Arabia and say we have a common enemy

Don't laugh this isn't as far fetched as you think.

[McGruff]

President Obama: No daylight when it comes to our support of Israel’s security; will speak to Prime Minister Netanyahu today about Iran talks.

Hope he puts Obama on voice mail.

[shove_it]

Yup. Now at the very end, the Bamster puts a fine point on his remarks with the exculpatory warning not to mess this deal, if it fails it will be on the GOP. And now Lurch takes the mic.

[WayneS]

Did they modify their promise to destroy America?

Yes.

Iran has agreed to change their motto from "Death to America", to the far less radical "Excruciatingly Painful and Crippling Injury to America".

Kerry and Obama say it's a "major concession", but admit they are still a long way from their goal of having Iran wish, at worst, "Small Cuts and Contusions to America".

[WayneS]

The agreement was reached at 12:00 noon.

The Iranians violated it at 12:04 pm.

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