Latest Scott Walker Scandal: His Spokeswomen Are WAY TOO HOT

DC - The Daily Caller ^ | March 3, 2015 | Eric Owens

[Cincinatus' Wife]

The crusade to find some scandal — any scandal — to sink 2016 Republican presidential frontrunner Scott Walker officially jumped the shark on Monday when a deeply concerned American suggested that the Wisconsin governor’s spokeswomen are problematically attractive.

Isthmus, an alternative weekly newspaper out of Madison, raised the allegation in Tell All, a regular advice column.

“Dear Tell All,” troubled reader Kate Mallet wrote, “I can’t help noticing that Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker picks beautiful young women to be the spokespeople for his administration and his campaigns.”

[gov_bean_ counter]

3.5 and I won’t round up. :)

[Old Teufel Hunden]

Helen Thomas isn’t available (freepers u can thank me for not posting a picture)

[the_individual2014]

Indeed we do, I need to inspect these claims more intimately in a visual way :).

[cherokee1]

a 6? you’re too generous. I was going for a Larry Flint “two bagger.” One bag for her and the other for the guy she’s with, Mr Embarrassed.

But, hey. Let’s say you’re trying to sell me something.? You’re going to send out a kegleg linebacker dropout with mustard on her breath, a Kennedy speach impediment, like, and maybe the deep thinking capability of Mike Tyson? Natchurlly I’ll be buying your stuff-—you betcha.

[Secret Agent Man]

Response: I think that it’s kind of sexist you focused on the looks of his campaign spokespeople. And also very personally insulting to these women, that you assumed they have their jobs because of their looks.

[ConservingFreedom]

Jocelyn Webster, left, and Ciara Matthews, right:

[Cincinatus' Wife]

Your picture of John Kerry checking out the landscape reminds me of this picture of Sophia Loren about to laugh at Jayne Mansfield's display. Loren: 'I was afraid her breasts would spill out on my plate! Sophia Loren, 80, finally explains that famous photo with Jayne Mansfield taken in 1957.

[InMemoriam]

Well, to be fair, he only had conservative women to choose from, so I can see why the Democrats could get the wrong idea.

[doorgunner69]

It hink those heavy rime glasses are part of that liberal “hipster” look these days, very east coast..........

[NorthMountain]

however she is married

Yikes! She's not a troll, but I wouldn't want to listen to all the harfing all the time.

[ConservingFreedom]

Laurel Patrick:

[doorgunner69]

Eric is likely a faggot, objects to women that might take attention away from him............

[nascarnation]

Part of the regime uniform for 30 and under:

[Hot Tabasco]

The fact that she continues to wear those ridiculous glasses is the epitome of her idiocy.

It's an epic fail attempt to make her look and sound intelligent........

[OKSooner]

At best, charitably.

A Tuesday night date, at best...

[Shadow44]

You’re correct, which is why it annoys me so much!

And don’t forget about the West Coast mecca of Hipsterdom, Portland!

[BenLurkin]

That person is NOT “problematically attractive.”

[WIBamian]

While I’m not a Walker fan, it is true that the true beauties in Wisconsin are women from outside the Isthmus who are strikingly stunning in appearance, intellectually analytical, and pleasantly conservative to be around, unlike the feral liberal women who reside in the 30 square miles surrounded by reality, and who have rock-throwing ogrish she-devil mommas that dwell in the catacombs of the UW campus.

[Bubba_Leroy]

This is the problem in a nutshell.

Any questions?

[manc]

Even without the glasses she is no way above a 4.

Her face looks just angry