America's First Openly Bisexual Governor

Atlantic ^ | 2/13/15 | David Graham

[Oliviaforever]

Oregon Governor John Kitzhaber submitted his resignation on Friday, just one month into his record fourth term in office. Kitzhaber's fate was all but sealed Thursday, after Secretary of State Kate Brown issued a statement describing his behavior, accurately, as "bizarre," top Democrats called on him to step down, and several of his closest advisers resigned.

[A CA Guy]

Running for as Democrat for President no doubt.

[molson209]

bizarre behavior from a Democrat ? Good one ,LOL

[wattsgnu]

That’s a man Baby!

[MrB]

Hotdogs or tacos. Choose.

[chris37]

So basically the guv humps anything that moves.

Impressive.

Not.

[MAKOTHEDOG]

My thoughts too. Obviously she hasn’t had much luck with men so she decided to swing from the other side of the plate

[nascarnation]

Kate with ValPlame

[AxeofCrom]

Great. First female bi-sexual governor and she’s troll-kin. Life is cruel.

[Publius]

Laz would hit it.

[GreyFriar]

And now we are on the glide path for bisexuals to demand the “right” to have both a husband and a wife. thus giving America a form of polygamy.

[elcid1970]

This thread is hereby awarded the FR trifecta:

“You just can’t make this s*** up!”

“Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.”

“Truth is always stranger than fiction.”

[Colehill1999]

****SNORK SNORK***taco tuesdays at the governors mansion!!!

[<1/1,000,000th%]

Girlfriends?

[colorado tanker]

She is currently married to a man. I wonder if he likes to watch?

[clearcarbon]

"America's First Openly Bisexual Governor"

That makes her twice as likely to screw the taxpayers of Oregon.

[gundog]

It doesn’t actually say anywhere, but I’m guessing he’s visually impaired.

[Ken H]

'Guilty!'

[molson209]

“America’s First Openly Bisexual Governor”

3 2 1 ,sex scandal ,LOL

[montag813]

My cousin dated a guy from Wisconsin whose brother f**ked goats. So what? Should he announce that and run for office?