"For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you."
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What a great sense of humor our bureaucrats have!
I would comment further, but I must rush out to get sprinkles before they are banned.
If this is not satire, then the solution to this episode of ‘Busybody-Bloomberging’ would be to use more acceptable ingredients for those sprinkles. Some people just want to stamp out every spark of fun. Not this time. Let there be sprinkles for girls and boys of all ages! “We Will Win!”
"For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you."
From my cold, dead hands.
Banning Sprinkles may well be the first step to banning everything that Srinkles was sprinkled on.
When sprinkles are outlawed, only outlaws will have sprinkles.
What everybody is forgetting is the danger of Soylent Green! If all transfat is banned, then there can be no Soylent Green and thus the all-benificent GOVERNMENT can save us all (deep self-hug!)
See how simple it is?
They have tried that. All ready. They tried banning 4 Bacon slices & 2 sunny side up or over easy eggs once and truckers said they’d go on strike and nothing would move.
OT, but,,,, Mrs F’mann’s unsalted margarine was on sale, so I thought I’d try it.
Abdo-lutely awful! Threw it out and went back to Land O’ Lakes, unsalted sweet cream butter! Yumm!
Sorry, but the reality is, had science been where it is today when Transfat was created it would have NEVER been allowed into the food industry, the stuff is beyond toxic, and we are going to see a whole lot of folks in their 30s and 40s today dropping dead of heart disease because it was not only allowed in, but sadly pushed as a replacement for saturated fats in the late 80s and 90s.
This stuff, man made transfat, should be completely banned from use in food production and preparation. This isn’t some global warming nonsense, this is clear, experimentally proven and repeatable fact. Trans Fat is poison and should not be a food additive, or be used in food preparation.
Making this ban a “nanny state” argument is just flat out hogwash.
Wait, wasn’t this posted as satire yesterday?
If this keeps up, I will start calling for America's collapse.
Ahhh the good ol’ days. Butter was terrible for you. Coconut oil was absolutely evil and the worst thing ever. Then good ol’ margerine saved us all from an agonizing death of clogged arteries. Plastic bags would stop the deforestation of old growth forests. Oops, now margerine is the worst thing ever and butter is all natural organic and coconut oil is sold by huge tubs in health food stores and placed in all natural organic paper bags.
Another IBD ‘partial story’.
This is about banning PHO’s. Most sprinkles do not have PHO’s.
We call them “sprills”
The amount of sprinkles is trivial. Government has no right to do this.
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