If this is not satire, then the solution to this episode of ‘Busybody-Bloomberging’ would be to use more acceptable ingredients for those sprinkles. Some people just want to stamp out every spark of fun. Not this time. Let there be sprinkles for girls and boys of all ages! “We Will Win!”
What about Crisco? I tried to buy pure Lard at the grocery but it has all been hydrogenated. If that isn’t poison I do not know what is! Gurrr!