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Ewe: Fresno State student arrested in sheep sexual assault
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | November 14, 2014 | By Kale Williams

Posted on 11/15/2014 10:00:45 AM PST by Oldeconomybuyer

A Fresno State University student is facing sexual assault charges and a sheep is being monitored by veterinarians after a bizarre incident at the Central Valley school, ABC7 Los Angeles reported.

What is being referred to as the “sheep incident” has shaken up Fresno State after a student heard noises coming from a barn and found a 23-year-old man having sex with one of the ewes.

The unidentified student responsible for the deed told police he had drank alcohol and was stressed out about a midterm, but offered up no other defense of his actions.

(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: California
KEYWORDS: beer; napl; sheep
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To: Calvin Locke
Mick Jagger => 'Hey you, get off of my cloud!'

Angus the farmer => 'Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!'

61 posted on 11/15/2014 10:41:05 AM PST by Ken H
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To: jcon40

The song I linked mentioned Velcro gloves.


62 posted on 11/15/2014 10:41:20 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("I Only Love You When I'm Drunk" - http://youtu.be/uT-tCbvfDUg)
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To: married21

love to see his contorted look when you ask,


63 posted on 11/15/2014 10:41:42 AM PST by Joe Boucher (The F.B.I. Is a division of holders Justice Dept. (Nuff said))
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

“The unidentified student responsible for the deed told police he had drank alcohol and was stressed out about a midterm, but offered up no other defense of his actions, according to ABC7.”

Well heck, how many excuses does one need?

And then, there’s this:

“The sheep, one of many used for breeding at the school, was being treated by a veterinarian”

So then, what’s the problem?


64 posted on 11/15/2014 10:43:23 AM PST by saleman (?)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer
he had drank alcohol

And so goes journalism. No grammar, no editing. J school students get graded on how politically correct they are. I am NOT kidding.

65 posted on 11/15/2014 10:44:43 AM PST by Veto! (Opinions freely dispensed as advice)
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To: moovova

lol-nice catch!


66 posted on 11/15/2014 10:44:50 AM PST by icwhatudo (Low taxes and less spending in Sodom and Gomorrah is not my idea of a conservative victory)
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To: KoRn

Was it an overnight fling or will he call the sheep in the morning? Hope they shared a cigarette afterwards at least?
Otherwise he was one sheep date,


67 posted on 11/15/2014 10:45:27 AM PST by tflabo (Truth or tyranny)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Wringing his hands and salivating.


68 posted on 11/15/2014 10:45:37 AM PST by Darksheare (People who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

Well, at least he wasn’t wearing a shirt with half-nekkid women on it.
If he was, we would have heard about it.


69 posted on 11/15/2014 10:46:41 AM PST by Unruly Human
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To: Oldeconomybuyer
I understand that his favorite band is the Bestiality Boys.

"Ceterum censeo 0bama esse delendam."

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

70 posted on 11/15/2014 10:47:03 AM PST by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

SHEEP DIP!


71 posted on 11/15/2014 10:47:33 AM PST by Dr. Thorne ("Don't be afraid. Just believe." - Mark 5:36)
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To: tophat9000

What’s the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish sheep rancher?
Answer: Mick shouts,”Hey, you, get off of my cloud!”, while the sheep rancher shouts, “Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!”


72 posted on 11/15/2014 10:48:12 AM PST by I-ambush (Don't let it bring you down, it's only castles burning)
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To: jcon40

Maybe he was just trying to help it over the fence.


73 posted on 11/15/2014 10:49:09 AM PST by Eagles6 (Valley Forge Redux. If not now, when? If not here, where? If not us then who?)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer
Free pass if it were another man because we all know according to ABC's GMA robin, he's a national hero, courages and an inspiration to us all. Sexual relations with anything or anyone else except a women is normal
74 posted on 11/15/2014 10:49:23 AM PST by ronnie raygun (Empty head empty suit = arrogant little bastard)
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To: Ken H

Couldn’t type fast enough


75 posted on 11/15/2014 10:49:34 AM PST by I-ambush (Don't let it bring you down, it's only castles burning)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

Fresno State University student: “Yeah, I was having sex with my girlfried last night when all of a sudden, her mother walks in. It was awkward.”

Friend: “Wow, what did she say?”

Fresno State University student: “Just Baa-aaaaa.”


76 posted on 11/15/2014 10:50:04 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

GUILTY!
77 posted on 11/15/2014 10:50:06 AM PST by Organic Panic
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

I guess his hand was on vacation.


78 posted on 11/15/2014 10:51:04 AM PST by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

Doesn’t this sort of thing now require written permission beforehand?


79 posted on 11/15/2014 10:51:34 AM PST by BlueLancer (Pachelbel --- The original one-hit wonder.)
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To: liege

That swirling toilet bowl known as modern civilization speeds up a bit.

With Captain Ty-D-Bol at the helm.


80 posted on 11/15/2014 10:56:17 AM PST by csmusaret (Will remove Obama-Biden bumperstickers for $10)
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