Posted on 09/28/2014 1:09:28 PM PDT by Nachum
what an absolute waste of $77 million. why not just crap on the money and set it on fire.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/09/26/us-jpmorgan-probes-holder-idUSBRE98P0NW20130926
While Dimon did meet with holder earlier last week my guess is this story is all fantasy.
“I don’t like your tone.”
I apologize for that, but while reading the piece, it was apparent that it was satire.
However, I do understand that satire by definition is reflective of actual events and some may not of that the following quote was fabricated.
“We are extremely pleased to have Eric Holder, a dear friend and and tireless advocate for the interests of Wall Street, join our prestigious financial services firm where he belongs,” Dimon said in a press release. “Considering the awful s**t we did — and boy did we do a lot of sleazy, ugly, ethically insidious s**t — Mr. Holder always stood in our corner and defended us no matter what. Hell, I even got a 74 percent raise out of it!”
How I wish it were true.
Some of the other folks had said essentially the same thing. I agree that this must be bogus.
I doubt many savvy businesses out there would want this guy.
His history probably wouldn’t support him in a top level job search.
The guy is damaged goods at the end of the day.
Has to be satire.
First word in Keywords: allsatire...
I did a quick search this story basically has one source,never a good sign.
This isn’t appearing anywhere else.
My guess is that holder will get big bucks when he’s gone,or already has we just won’t hear about it
Good point...
Hey may. I’d sure love to see some of his treachery come back to bite him on the posterior.
If you click through, the last paragraph is pretty blatant:
“We are extremely pleased to have Eric Holder, a dear friend and and tireless advocate for the interests of Wall Street, join our prestigious financial services firm where he belongs,” Dimon said in a press release. “Considering the awful s**t we did -- and boy did we do a lot of sleazy, ugly, ethically insidious s**t -- Mr. Holder always stood in our corner and defended us no matter what. Hell, I even got a 74 percent raise out of it!
Pretty sure it is satire :(
Remember that 1994 Microsoft acquisition story?
Sarah Palin: ‘Don’t Forget Your Umbrella’ During Solar Storm.
I doubt seriously anyone would pay a person 77 mil.
I doubt it he’s too well connected and knows where all the bones are bur6ied. Both in the hillary and ozero dogpatch.He’d get Breitbarted before doing any jail time.
That sounds like 1%er salary.
That or a kickback.
Isn’t there some sort of quarantine that they go into before taking lucrative private sector money?
Selling out to Whitey!
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