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Posted on 07/11/2014 9:08:00 AM PDT by Loyalist
Javier Mascherano’s game-saving slide tackle in Wednesday’s World Cup semifinal match came at a heavy price.
The Argentine player, who likely suffered a concussion earlier in the game, says he later tore his anus when he stopped Netherlands forward Arjen Robben’s attack late in extra time.
He shared the unfortunate news in a post-match press conference.
A rough translation of his remarks: “I do not want to be rude … I tore the anus that play. That’s why I felt so much pain””
It’s not clear whether Mascherano can (or should) play in Sunday’s final against Germany, but his stellar performance against the Dutch did not go unnoticed. The Guardian’s Michael Cox hailed the Barcelona midfielder as the “man of the match by some distance,” although the official honour went to the Argentine goalkeeper Sergio Romero for his superb performance during the penalty shootout that secured Argentina’s win.
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They've already dealt with the entire Brazilian team getting their anuses torn by Germany.
“I tore the anus that play.”
Of course you did.
You forgot your sarcasm tag.
Note to self: never slide over a sprinkler head.
All of your posts are *snicker*, *chortle*, and *guffaw"!
Feeling better now! At least MY anus has never been torn - not even on the worst of my days.
Poor fella'......
I’m never sarcastic about the gay sport of soccer. It is a part of the communist plot and is a threat to all mankind.
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Why was his anus in such a weak condition in the first place? Sissy sport played by rump rangers? Football is much tougher and no one tears their butt.
Kinda confirms it for me that soccer is a queer game!
Ouch! didn’t even know such a thing was possible...
Ok. I think I.love your sense of humor.
The infamous ‘ Anus Play ‘. Going down in history with the 7-1 loss by Brazil
I guess...others have said they had a groin injury.
Calling ASSMAN!!!
To the contrary, the reason you don't hear about football players having injuries like that is because they get a lot of *stretching exercises*.
In HS I knew a guy who got a new one torn in wrestling. Is that a sissy sport?
You soccer-phobes love poking fun at a sport you couldn’t last 15 minutes in.
If Neptune was knocked out orbit, would it tear Uranus?
"Oooooh, I hear you, girlfriend!"
The Dutch ripped him a new one?!? Thought that soccer, like basketball, was a noncontact sport...and wrestling is real.
You didn’t even see a headline like this from the guy whose rear end Mark “butt fumble” Sanchez slid into. So yes, I would have to agree with you. “Football is much tougher and no one tears their butt.”
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