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SECRET SERVICE SOFTWARE WILL 'DETECT SARCASM' IN SOCIAL MEDIA USERS
Reuters ^
| June 3 2014
| No Attribution
Posted on 06/03/2014 11:53:16 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey
The Secret Service is purchasing software to watch users of social networks in real time, according to contract documents.
In a work order posted on Monday, the agency details information the tool will collect -- ranging from emotions of Internet users to old Twitter messages.
Its capabilities will include “sentiment analysis,”
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TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: praetorianguard; sarcasm; secretservice; socialmedia; ss; waffenss
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Okay folks... lets cut back on the s-a-r-c-a-s-m......
To: MeshugeMikey
I assume that program would sound off anytime someone comments how nicely Michelle dresses.
To: MeshugeMikey
What could possibly go wrong? /s
/johnny
To: MeshugeMikey
I bet that'll work well.
Oh. I guess it did.
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posted on
06/03/2014 11:56:37 AM PDT
by
alancarp
To: MeshugeMikey
These guys are geniuses/s
Oh crap, I think some black suits just knocked on my door..
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posted on
06/03/2014 11:57:39 AM PDT
by
max americana
(fired liberals in our company last election, and I laughed while they cried (true story))
To: MeshugeMikey
It’s nice how much the government cares about us and wants to get to know us better.
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posted on
06/03/2014 11:57:51 AM PDT
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: MeshugeMikey
They should go ahead and flag my twitter stream...
To: MeshugeMikey
Okay folks... lets cut back on the s-a-r-c-a-s-m...... LOL They're trying to silence me!
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posted on
06/03/2014 11:58:42 AM PDT
by
Alex Murphy
("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
To: MeshugeMikey
That’s good. Many, if not most, liberals can’t detect sarcasm naturally......................
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posted on
06/03/2014 11:58:55 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Soon there will be another American Civil War. Will make the first one seem like a Tea Party........)
To: dead
so thar they can more easily trample us beneath their feet
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posted on
06/03/2014 11:59:11 AM PDT
by
MeshugeMikey
( "Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchill)
To: MeshugeMikey
Time for a new tagline...
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posted on
06/03/2014 11:59:25 AM PDT
by
matt1234
(Everything I write is a lie.)
To: MeshugeMikey
Vercotti: Doug (takes a drink) I was terrified of him. Everyone was terrified of Doug. I've seen grown men pull their own heads off rather than see Doug. Even Dinsdale was frightened of Doug.
Interviewer: What did he do?
Vercotti: He used sarcasm. He knew all the tricks, dramatic irony, metaphor, pathos, puns, parody, litotes and satire.
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posted on
06/03/2014 11:59:32 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: CrappieLuck
ahahahaha BINGO!
what a Genius her husband is....
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posted on
06/03/2014 11:59:59 AM PDT
by
MeshugeMikey
( "Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchill)
To: max americana
Just train your dogs to eat federal folks upon trespass.
/sarc
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posted on
06/03/2014 12:00:00 PM PDT
by
RandallFlagg
(Uninstall Fascist Firefox. Get Pale Moon.)
To: MeshugeMikey
To: MeshugeMikey
Does this mean we wont need a sarcasm tag anymore?
To: musicman
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posted on
06/03/2014 12:00:28 PM PDT
by
MeshugeMikey
( "Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchill)
To: MeshugeMikey
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posted on
06/03/2014 12:01:09 PM PDT
by
xzins
( Retired Army Chaplain and Proud of It! Those who truly support our troops pray for victory!)
To: MeshugeMikey
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