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Apocalypse Cow - Obama EPA To Regulate Bovine Emissions
Investor's Business Daily ^ | April 1, 2014 | Investor's Business Daily

Posted on 04/01/2014 11:39:14 AM PDT by raptor22

Regulation: The White House has released a Climate Action Plan that includes the targeting of methane emissions from cows and other barnyard animals that threaten the planet through belching and other, er, activities.

It's our lust for cheeseburgers that's dooming the planet through climate change, the Obama administration said in a Climate Action Plan released Friday that seeks to save us all from ruminant livestock.

Having already blamed the Industrial Revolution for what we used to call weather and temperatures that have flat-lined for 15 years, the White House is now targeting American agriculture abundance by slashing methane emissions from cows by 25% by 2020.

According to the Environmental Protection Agency, the "special digestive systems" of "ruminant livestock" such as cattle, sheep, buffalo, and goats produce methane, a more potent "greenhouse gas" than even the carbon dioxide we humans exhale or the exhaust from the SUVs we use to take the kids to soccer practice.

(Excerpt) Read more at news.investors.com ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government
KEYWORDS: agricukture; climatechangefraud; cowfarts; cowflatulence; epa; epaoutofcontrol; methane
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1 posted on 04/01/2014 11:39:14 AM PDT by raptor22
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To: raptor22

This was awoke I think on SNK when Reagan was president trying to show how dumb he was. Now it turns out that the dumpsters work at the EPA and are nothing but commie lefties


2 posted on 04/01/2014 11:40:42 AM PDT by Nifster
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To: raptor22

This stinks!


3 posted on 04/01/2014 11:41:32 AM PDT by morphing libertarian
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To: raptor22

They’re keeping the solution under wraps for now, but insider sources have revealed that the answer involves the application of natural cork.


4 posted on 04/01/2014 11:41:44 AM PDT by Steely Tom (How do you feel about robbing Peter's robot?)
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To: raptor22

This is about getting rid of beef.


5 posted on 04/01/2014 11:42:03 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: raptor22

It’s a damn shame everyone in congress is in on this scam.


6 posted on 04/01/2014 11:43:35 AM PDT by Orangedog (An optimist is someone who tells you to 'cheer up' when things are going his way)
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To: raptor22

REGULATE THEM?

The Obama administration is the primary source of them.


7 posted on 04/01/2014 11:43:43 AM PDT by Maceman
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To: morphing libertarian

Not really...if you’re a country boy or lady.


8 posted on 04/01/2014 11:44:47 AM PDT by Resettozero
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To: morphing libertarian

Are we next? If we are I’ll ust bottle mine up and send it to the WH for disposal.


9 posted on 04/01/2014 11:45:01 AM PDT by jsanders2001
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> REGULATE THEM?

The Obama administration is the primary source of them.

And the flies landing on Obama tell us where a lot of its coming from.


10 posted on 04/01/2014 11:46:15 AM PDT by jsanders2001
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To: raptor22

“cows”

Perhaps the only creature on this planet with less brains than a liberal.............

...but it is a close call!

(And people that have worked cows know exactly what I am talking about.)


11 posted on 04/01/2014 11:47:00 AM PDT by I cannot think of a name
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To: raptor22

Who will control the fascist hot air flatulence of Traitorobama and his lowlife thugs?


12 posted on 04/01/2014 11:47:01 AM PDT by Carl Vehse
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To: raptor22

Start with the emissions from DC.


13 posted on 04/01/2014 11:47:07 AM PDT by QT3.14 (Obama Socialized Health Insurance Tax ( O S H I T ))
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To: jsanders2001

There is a lint on how much they can have in DC.


14 posted on 04/01/2014 11:47:44 AM PDT by morphing libertarian
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To: raptor22

I am calling BS!

EPA has to go.


15 posted on 04/01/2014 11:48:58 AM PDT by hadaclueonce (Because Brawndo's got electrolytes. Because Ethanol has Big Corn Lobby)
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To: raptor22

Is it any wonder why our enemies are feeling emboldened?


16 posted on 04/01/2014 11:49:06 AM PDT by Huskrrrr
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To: raptor22; All
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17 posted on 04/01/2014 11:53:25 AM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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They would do better and protect more people if we stopped Michael Moore from farting!!!


18 posted on 04/01/2014 11:55:22 AM PDT by ExTxMarine (PRAYER: It's the only HOPE for real CHANGE in America!)
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To: raptor22

Well they’ve been the experts in bovine excretions for decades, it was only a matter of time until they added bovine flatulence to their expertise.


19 posted on 04/01/2014 11:59:05 AM PDT by SampleMan (Feral Humans are the refuse of socialism.)
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I can’t wait for this regulation to start and affect my idiot brother who is a farmer and votes for the Donks...


20 posted on 04/01/2014 11:59:52 AM PDT by GraceG
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