"I'm Not A Reptile" - New Zealand Prime Minster John Key Publicly Denies That He Is A Lizard Person

3 News NZ ^ | Wednesday 12 Feb 2014 | Dave Williams

[DogByte6RER]

John Key: 'I'm not a reptile'

He's been to a doctor and a vet just to make sure, but Prime Minister John Key is adamant he's not a shapeshifting reptilian alien.

Mr Key was unusually forced to deny any previously non-declared extraterrestrial connections to reporters after an Auckland man put in an Official Information Act (OIA) request asking for proof he might be one.

"To the best of my knowledge, no. Having been asked that question directly, I've taken the unusual step of not only seeing a doctor but a vet, and both have confirmed I'm not a reptile," a smiling Mr Key said today.

"So I'm certainly not a reptile. I've never been in a spaceship, never been in outer space, and my tongue's not overly long either."

Last month, Auckland man Shane Warbrooke put in an OIA request to the prime minister's office, asking for "any evidence to disprove the theory that Mr John Key is in fact a David Icke style shapeshifting reptilian alien ushering humanity towards enslavement".

David Icke is a British author who believes many world leaders are actually part of a plot to enslave the human race, driven by reptilian shapeshifting aliens.

Mr Key's chief of staff Wayne Eagleson replied to Mr Warbrooke, saying that the OIA request was declined under a section of the act because "the document alleged to contain the information requested does not exist or cannot be found".

[woofie]

They all say that

[matt1234]

[JSDude1]

Oh the interwebz..

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

I am witchoo. That was my first thought..."I am the Lizard King...I can do anything."

Well...actually, Diana from 'V' was my first thought...

[spokeshave]

Here's a couple of lizard people....

...engaged in the pre-mating rituals.....

[P.O.E.]

SCTVThe Tim Ishimuni Show

[blueunicorn6]

The Clinton White House

“What’s on the schedule for Mrs. Clinton today?”

“A photo shoot.”

“Make sure she doesn’t have a mouse tail hanging out of her mouth this time.”

[DogByte6RER]

[Nifster]

nicely played

[Chode]

OH yeah... or

[Svartalfiar]

So they've confirmed he's not a lizard. But what if he's actually crab people?!!

[SolidRedState]

Well, that settles it, then.

[BRK]

They all say that

You said it it...Everyone knows that denying one's reptilian nature is the surest sign of guilt. The ONLY way to test for this is to bisect the specimen from head to crotch. If each side grows back then you know you have a reptile.

[RichInOC]

World leaders are evil reptilian shapeshifting aliens?

“Not as many as you’d think.”

[Red Steel]

Hillary Clinton with Reptilian Eyes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ve-IiOM9mM

[RedMDer]

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[freedomfiter2]

At first I was going to ask “what kind of wacko would make such an accusation “, but then I saw his picture with Hillary.

[eclecticEel]

That’s just what a reptile would say.

[Slings and Arrows]

"We're so proud of you, son."

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[Darksheare]

I would like to officially state that I am not a reptoid, rabbitoid, or other alien and or genetically modified creature bent of subjugating mankind for my fiendish whimsy.
Honest.
That is all.