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Connecticut burglar steals one banana after driving into Citgo station
nydailynews.com ^ | january 12, 2014 | doyle murphy

Posted on 01/12/2014 6:14:41 PM PST by lowbridge

Connecticut cops are looking for a brazen banana burglar.

The fruit thief used his station wagon to ram through the locked glass doors of a Citgo gas station in Newington, stole a single banana off the shelf and stood casually eating it inside the store before he drove away, police said.

“The male was not wearing a mask and made no attempt to conceal his identity,” police said in a statement.

(Excerpt) Read more at nydailynews.com ...


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; News/Current Events; US: Connecticut
KEYWORDS: banana; connectitcut
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1 posted on 01/12/2014 6:14:41 PM PST by lowbridge
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To: lowbridge

Hope they know how defend themselves if he attacks them with the banana.


2 posted on 01/12/2014 6:16:11 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: lowbridge

he crashed into a store and stole a banana?

wow... what drugs was he on?


3 posted on 01/12/2014 6:17:30 PM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: lowbridge
an aging son of obama?


4 posted on 01/12/2014 6:20:13 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ( Help fight The Neo Stalinists! Donate to your Free Republic)
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To: Mr. Silverback

I saw the brazen banana burglar and I thought of you.


5 posted on 01/12/2014 6:21:46 PM PST by ClearCase_guy (Anti-Complacency League! Baby!)
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To: lowbridge

He should have talked to this Japanese dude.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpqxSBclqWs


6 posted on 01/12/2014 6:22:18 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; me = independent conservative)
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To: GeronL
he crashed into a store and stole a banana?
wow... what drugs was he on?

this on you bucket list??????

7 posted on 01/12/2014 6:24:22 PM PST by bigheadfred
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To: lowbridge

Damaged his rear bumper and tail light, too.

I guess sometimes that craving for a banana is just too powerful to resist.


8 posted on 01/12/2014 6:24:47 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: lowbridge

New game in town...

Knockout The Banana!


9 posted on 01/12/2014 6:24:53 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; me = independent conservative)
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To: bigheadfred

No, something this small time wouldn’t be on my bucket list.

Taking out Tokyo and then calmly eating a banana might work though. lol


10 posted on 01/12/2014 6:25:29 PM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: Cicero

He was in dire need of a single shot of potassium.


11 posted on 01/12/2014 6:26:05 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; me = independent conservative)
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To: bigheadfred

12 posted on 01/12/2014 6:26:20 PM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: lowbridge

This creatures vote counts just as much as mine.

Thanks Abe!


13 posted on 01/12/2014 6:26:34 PM PST by Rome2000 (THE WASHINGTONIANS AND UNIVERSAL SUFFRAGE ARE THE ENEMY -ROTATE THE CAPITAL AMONGST THE STATES)
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To: GeronL

curtis lemay is that you


14 posted on 01/12/2014 6:29:40 PM PST by bigheadfred
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To: lowbridge

Munchies?


15 posted on 01/12/2014 6:30:28 PM PST by Blood of Tyrants (The War on Drugs has been used as an excuse to steal your rights. Support an end to the WOD now.)
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To: bigheadfred

If I was Godzilla for a day...


16 posted on 01/12/2014 6:31:27 PM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: GeronL

yeah i can hear your mother now HOLY FUKASHIMA Geron


17 posted on 01/12/2014 6:33:25 PM PST by bigheadfred
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To: lowbridge
“The male was not wearing a mask and made no attempt to conceal his identity,” police said in a statement.

A modern Lone Ranger. Who is that un-masked man?

18 posted on 01/12/2014 6:33:42 PM PST by Pearls Before Swine
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To: MeshugeMikey
This sounds like something out of a KKK propaganda pamphlet ... or a David Chappelle comedy skit.

Maybe it's a credit to Chappelle that I'm not sure which one it is? LOL.

19 posted on 01/12/2014 6:33:55 PM PST by Alberta's Child ("I've never seen such a conclave of minstrels in my life.")
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To: bigheadfred

lol


20 posted on 01/12/2014 6:39:40 PM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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