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The Great Velveeta Shortage of 2014 (Velveetageddon)
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Posted on 01/08/2014 10:48:37 PM PST by chessplayer

We live in a country where a momentary shortage, that has not yet even materialized, of a specific, beloved processed cheese product, is a national news story deemed worthy by citizens of being suffixed into a “-pocalypse”


TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: cheese; cream; oil; velveeta
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Won't be long before they blame the polar vortex/global warming for the shortage.
1 posted on 01/08/2014 10:48:37 PM PST by chessplayer
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To: chessplayer

I’ve found Velveeta to be of value only when heading into the Boundary Waters in the late Summer.


2 posted on 01/08/2014 10:50:48 PM PST by Paladin2
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To: Salamander

And the lactose intolerant gluten allergenics said “Amen!”


3 posted on 01/08/2014 10:51:19 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: chessplayer

Polar vortex froze all the velveeta trees?


4 posted on 01/08/2014 10:51:20 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: chessplayer

5 posted on 01/08/2014 10:52:37 PM PST by mylife (Ted Cruz understands the law, and he does not fear the unlawful.)
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To: chessplayer

This could push Christie over the edge.


6 posted on 01/08/2014 10:53:28 PM PST by St_Thomas_Aquinas ( Isaiah 22:22, Matthew 16:19, Revelation 3:7)
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To: Salamander; TheOldLady; JoeProBono; Slings and Arrows
It *is* the weather.

It makes people do this:


7 posted on 01/08/2014 10:57:09 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: St_Thomas_Aquinas

Yup.


8 posted on 01/08/2014 10:57:38 PM PST by chessplayer
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To: shibumi

Who amongst us has not found comfort in a toasted velveeta cheese sangwich and a bowl of campbells tomater soup?

Hell! submariners live on it!


9 posted on 01/08/2014 10:59:50 PM PST by mylife (Ted Cruz understands the law, and he does not fear the unlawful.)
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To: chessplayer

YUM

10 posted on 01/08/2014 11:05:08 PM PST by Slyfox (We want our pre-existing HEALTH INSURANCE back!)
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And I don’t know what the knuckleheads on the last thread, that said the cheese whiz in MRE’s is better are on about.

That stuff sucks and the crackers are even worse.

Fortified for your displeasure.


11 posted on 01/08/2014 11:05:27 PM PST by mylife (Ted Cruz understands the law, and he does not fear the unlawful.)
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To: mylife

My Grandmother thought the meal you just described was a cold remedy.


12 posted on 01/08/2014 11:08:23 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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13 posted on 01/08/2014 11:09:24 PM PST by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: shibumi

Homemade chicken noodle witha bit of onions, hot pepper (serrano) and loads of black pepper works for me.


14 posted on 01/08/2014 11:13:22 PM PST by mylife (Ted Cruz understands the law, and he does not fear the unlawful.)
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To: chessplayer

Velveeta might look like cheese but is only a notion.

Now this person made Velveeta from raw milk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K7eEhBmplA

Finally...the Truth

An in-depth look at one of the most villified foods in the United States. It’s right up there with Spam. Get the history, find recipes you won’t believe, learn how to make your own, find out what you do when someone gives you 30 pounds of Velveeta as a gift, and see how Velveeta influences the Arts. Enjoy!
http://www.squidoo.com/velveetainfo

Reddi Wip: Oil or Cream
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=worqo3K2qqc


15 posted on 01/08/2014 11:14:41 PM PST by restornu (Every plant, which my heavenly Father hath not planted, shall be rooted up. Matt 15:13)
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To: Slyfox

Add fried loose sausage for extra heart stopping goodness!


16 posted on 01/08/2014 11:16:14 PM PST by mylife (Ted Cruz understands the law, and he does not fear the unlawful.)
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To: Velveeta

ping...


17 posted on 01/08/2014 11:23:17 PM PST by null and void (It is as if they all had one head. Too bad they don't all have one neck.)
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To: chessplayer

Where’s the Congressional investigation ???


18 posted on 01/08/2014 11:30:30 PM PST by Lmo56 (If ya wanna run with the big dawgs - ya gotta learn to piss in the tall grass ...)
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To: mylife

I made a vow many years ago that I will NEVER eat anything with the words “veeta” or “whiz” within it’s name...


19 posted on 01/08/2014 11:47:29 PM PST by snuffy smiff (Socialism is the philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy.)
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To: chessplayer

A country that can’t even supply velveeta to its citizens !? My , how the mighty have fallen! ( yes, I know, it’s Bush ‘s fault. )


20 posted on 01/08/2014 11:52:53 PM PST by faithhopecharity (no)
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