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Won't be long before they blame the polar vortex/global warming for the shortage.
1 posted on 01/08/2014 10:48:37 PM PST by chessplayer
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I’ve found Velveeta to be of value only when heading into the Boundary Waters in the late Summer.


2 posted on 01/08/2014 10:50:48 PM PST by Paladin2
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And the lactose intolerant gluten allergenics said “Amen!”


3 posted on 01/08/2014 10:51:19 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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Polar vortex froze all the velveeta trees?


4 posted on 01/08/2014 10:51:20 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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5 posted on 01/08/2014 10:52:37 PM PST by mylife (Ted Cruz understands the law, and he does not fear the unlawful.)
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This could push Christie over the edge.


6 posted on 01/08/2014 10:53:28 PM PST by St_Thomas_Aquinas ( Isaiah 22:22, Matthew 16:19, Revelation 3:7)
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YUM

10 posted on 01/08/2014 11:05:08 PM PST by Slyfox (We want our pre-existing HEALTH INSURANCE back!)
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Velveeta might look like cheese but is only a notion.

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15 posted on 01/08/2014 11:14:41 PM PST by restornu (Every plant, which my heavenly Father hath not planted, shall be rooted up. Matt 15:13)
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ping...


17 posted on 01/08/2014 11:23:17 PM PST by null and void (It is as if they all had one head. Too bad they don't all have one neck.)
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Where’s the Congressional investigation ???


18 posted on 01/08/2014 11:30:30 PM PST by Lmo56 (If ya wanna run with the big dawgs - ya gotta learn to piss in the tall grass ...)
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A country that can’t even supply velveeta to its citizens !? My , how the mighty have fallen! ( yes, I know, it’s Bush ‘s fault. )


20 posted on 01/08/2014 11:52:53 PM PST by faithhopecharity (no)
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What’s next, a shortage of food?


22 posted on 01/09/2014 12:09:52 AM PST by nickcarraway
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What’s next, a shortage of food?


23 posted on 01/09/2014 12:09:52 AM PST by nickcarraway
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I thought fracking would put an end to this sort of thing.


24 posted on 01/09/2014 12:30:50 AM PST by Yardstick
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Send this crappy fake cheese to North Korea. They are so starved they can top off the grass they cook and eat with this yellowish drek


29 posted on 01/09/2014 12:54:15 AM PST by dennisw (The first principle is to find out who you are then you can achieve anything -- Buddhist monk)
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During the Reagan years, there was a surplus of cheese—so much so that the government gave it away.


31 posted on 01/09/2014 1:00:15 AM PST by matt1234 (Hitler blamed the Jews. Obama blames the Tea Party.)
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Say what you want, but we keep several 2 pound packages on hand.

It is vital to human survival: 6 billion trout can’t be wrong!


32 posted on 01/09/2014 1:09:50 AM PST by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!©)
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I have a two lb loaf of Kraft Velveeta Queso Blanco Cheese (32oz), unopened. Expiration 8/14. Starting bid is only $95 w/free two day shipping. Guarantee delivery before the Super Bowl or your shipping is refunded. Paypal accepted.

Perfect for you Super Bowl party.

Any bidders?


35 posted on 01/09/2014 1:55:19 AM PST by rawhide
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Does Velveetageddon go along with a Spampocalypse?

There are creditable generic versions of Velveeta that can be had at many a grocery. I think this fear is cheesy to the max.


36 posted on 01/09/2014 1:59:27 AM PST by HiTech RedNeck (The Lion of Judah will roar again if you give him a big hug and a cheer and mean it. See my page.)
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I actually prefer cheese to velveeta


39 posted on 01/09/2014 2:20:11 AM PST by muir_redwoods (When I first read it, " Atlas Shrugged" was fiction)
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First Sirracha hot sauce disappears from store shelves now Veveeta.... Is the government buying up mass quantities of these products in some sort of plot?


42 posted on 01/09/2014 2:35:40 AM PST by The Great RJ
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