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Kraft Announces there is a Velveeta Cheese Shortage
saw it on the world wide web | january 7, 2014 | hondact200

Posted on 01/07/2014 3:38:05 PM PST by hondact200

Kraft announces that you may not double dip this year because Kraft has not been supplying enough Velveeta Cheese throughout all of the USA. There is ample supply in Chicago but on the Coasts there may be a run on it


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KEYWORDS: cheese; cheeseshortage; foodsupply; kraft; velveeta
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Just when everyone thought we could make it through the cold spell. Kraft has announced that there may not be enough Velveeta Cheese for all those superbowl parties. It is being hoarded though in places like Chicago and Green Bay. What a travesty not enough Velveeta Cheese!
1 posted on 01/07/2014 3:38:06 PM PST by hondact200
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To: hondact200

guess they’ll have to buy cheese.


2 posted on 01/07/2014 3:39:40 PM PST by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: hondact200

Nooooooooooooo!!!!


3 posted on 01/07/2014 3:39:48 PM PST by Trueblackman (As a Conservative, I am proud to be on the Obama's enemy list and on the right side of history..)
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To: hondact200

don’t you have to put the word “cheese” in quotation marks when referring to Velveeta?


4 posted on 01/07/2014 3:40:20 PM PST by Rio (Proud resident of the State of Jefferson)
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So that means people actually buy that vile “cheese”? We got better cheese in MRE’s than that cheese like substance.

Oh dear.


5 posted on 01/07/2014 3:40:22 PM PST by DariusBane (Liberty and Risk. Flip sides of the same coin. So how much risk will YOU accept?)
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To: hondact200

Does this have something to do with their new commercials?
http://www.quesoforall.com/?gclid=COSb47qe7bsCFSvl7AodVwgAhg


6 posted on 01/07/2014 3:41:00 PM PST by Irenic (The pencil sharpener and Elmer's glue is put away-- we've lost the red wheel barrow)
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Velveeta gives you the runs?
Aquavelva in short supply?
They don’t even give that stuff away in government
food hand outs to disaster victims.


7 posted on 01/07/2014 3:41:01 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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8 posted on 01/07/2014 3:41:22 PM PST by ConservativeStatement ("World Peace 1.20.09.")
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“Velveeta, you’re way out of line,
Velveeta, you’re wasting my time.”


9 posted on 01/07/2014 3:41:28 PM PST by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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To: DariusBane
We had better cheese in c-rats.
10 posted on 01/07/2014 3:41:42 PM PST by Little Bill
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To: hondact200

In Indy this past week, there were many hoarding food.


11 posted on 01/07/2014 3:42:06 PM PST by dforest
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To: hondact200

The Mexican version of Velveeta, heated and mixed with a couple of tablespoons of red wine makes a fabulous hot cheese dip. Yum!


12 posted on 01/07/2014 3:42:07 PM PST by FXRP
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"...????...what do we do with 623 boxes of Ritz crackers?

13 posted on 01/07/2014 3:43:47 PM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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My kids hate that crap


14 posted on 01/07/2014 3:44:26 PM PST by yldstrk (My heroes have always been cowboys)
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To: hondact200

Bob Kraft owns the New England Patriots as well as all the Velveeta before it is sold to the super markets. Which one is the real cheese?


15 posted on 01/07/2014 3:45:48 PM PST by MIchaelTArchangel (Have a wonderful day!)
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To: Rio

Well, I think it’s a pasteurized process cheese food.
There used to be a great article about how the stuff
was made but I don’t know how to find it now.
Essentially 60 percent can be called natural cheese,
50 percent of the remainder is called some thing else,
then 20 percent of what’s left is called process cheese
and then the remainder of that is called cheese food.


16 posted on 01/07/2014 3:46:04 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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Never shoot a block of Velveeta cheese at close range with a .357, you can get covered head to foot with small orange dots.

Don’t ask me how I know this.


17 posted on 01/07/2014 3:48:21 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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It has a really now melting point. Good to throw salsa or other goodies into and make a dip.

Or when it dries hard it makes sealant for boats.


18 posted on 01/07/2014 3:49:41 PM PST by dhs12345
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To: hondact200

I have a new unopened box that I would sell for say, 50 bucks.


19 posted on 01/07/2014 3:49:52 PM PST by kempster
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Never shoot a block of Velveeta cheese at close range with a .357, you can get covered head to foot with small orange dots.

Velveeta, not just for fish bate anymore!!


20 posted on 01/07/2014 3:50:37 PM PST by Isabel2010
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