Posted on 12/27/2013 6:59:35 PM PST by Libloather
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI. WASHINGTON DC.
ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONETARY CRIMES DIVISION
FBI HEADQUARTERS IN WASHINGTON, D.C.
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001
Attention: Beneficiary,
Series of meetings have been held over the past 7 months with the secretary general of the United Nations Organization. This ended 3 days ago. It is obvious that you have not received your fund which is to the tune of $3.5,000,000,00 Million us dollars due to past corrupt Governmental Officials who almost held the fund to themselves for their selfish reason and some individuals who have taken advantage of your fund all in an attempt to swindle your fund which has led to so many losses from your end and unnecessary delay in the receipt of your fund.
The National Central Bureau of Interpol enhanced by the United Nations and Federal Bureau of Investigation have successfully passed a mandate to the current Governor of Washington DC his Excellency Governor Jay Inslee to boost the exercise of clearing all foreign debts owned to you and other individuals and organizations who have been found not to have receive their Contract Sum, Lottery/Gambling,Inheritance and the likes. Now how would you like to receive your payment? Because we have two method of payment which is by Check or by ATM card?
ATM Card: We will be issuing you a custom pin based ATM card which you will use to withdraw up to $5,000 per day from any ATM machine that has the Master Card Logo on it and the card have to be renewed in 4 years time which is 2017. Also with the ATM card you will be able to transfer your funds to your local bank account. The ATM card comes with a handbook or manual to enlighten you about how to use it. Even if you do not have a bank account.
Check: To be deposited in your bank for it to be cleared within three working days. Your payment would be sent to you via any of your preferred option and would be mailed to you via UPS. Because we have signed a contract with UPS which should expire in next three weeks you will only need to pay $280 instead of $520 saving you $240 So if you pay before the three weeks June 2013 you save $240 Take note that anyone asking you for some kind of money above the usual fee is definitely a fraudsters and you will have to stop communication with every other person if you have been in contact with any. Also remember that all you will ever have to spend is $280.00 nothing more! Nothing less! And we guarantee the receipt of your fund to be successfully delivered to you within the next 24 hrs after the receipt of payment has been confirmed.
Note: Everything has been taken care of by the Federal Government of Washington DC, The United Nation and also the United State FBI and including taxes, UPS Courier service delivery fee so all you will ever need to pay is $280 Us Dollars. Do not send money to anyone until you read this and have heard from me. The actual fees for shipping your ATM card is $520 but because UPS have temporarily discontinued the C.O.D which gives you the chance to pay when package is delivered for international shipping We had to sign contract with them for bulk shipping which makes the fees reduce from the actual fee of $520 to $280 nothing more and no hidden fees of any sort!
To effect the release of your fund valued at $3.5 Million us dollars you are advised to contact our correspondent in Washington DC the delivery officer Mr. Richard K. Werd with the information below!
Name: Mr. Richard K. Werd.
Email: richardkwerd@secretarias.com
You are advised to contact him with the information's as stated below:
Your full Name............
Your Address:..............
Home/Cell Phone:........
Your Occupation..........
Your Identity................
Country...................
Zip code..................
Preferred Payment Method............... (ATM card / Cashier Checque)
Upon receipt of payment the delivery officer will ensure that your package is sent within 24 working hours. Because we are so sure of everything we are giving you a 100% money back guarantee if you do not receive payment package within the next 24 hrs after you have made the payment for shipping.
And make sure that you keep the receipt of the $280 payment that you made because that is the prove you will show to the delivery team when they arrive at your door step with your package of delivery.
Do disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possession of your ATM card, you are hereby advice only to be in contact with Richard K. Werd of the ATM card payment center who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your ATM card payment and forward any emails you get from impostors to this office so we could act upon and commence investigation.
CC. TO:
Supreme Court of the United States
U. S. Courts of Appeals
U. S. District Courts
U. S. Circuit Courts
Courts of Special Jurisdiction:
Bankruptcy Courts
Court of Claims, 1855 - 1982
U. S. Court of Federal Claims, 1982 -
Customs Court, 1890 - 1980
U. S. Court of Customs and Patent Appeals, 1910 - 1982
U. S. Court of International Trade, 1980 -
Commerce Court, 1910 - 1913
Territorial Courts
Courts of the District of Columbia
Temporary Emergency Court of Appeals
Judicial Panel on Multi-District Litigation
Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court
Federal Courts Outside the Judiciary.
Note: This email fully under supervision of the FBI and will be until you have your ATM card at your door step, so kindly follow the instruction and have this Card delivered to your address without any more delay by paying the UPS Courier Delivery service fee and send to United State FBI Approved officer Richard K. Werd. As stated above.
Yours Sincerely,
Miss Donna Gwen
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001
Which way’d that turnip truck go?.....
It was more a comment on 'style', — the whole letter isn't in any style that the government would use in official correspondence.
You [correctly] further elaborate that the 'style' the FBI, in particular, would use wouldn't be e-mail.
> LOL!
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> The ‘NEW” F.B.I. (In Nigeria I presume?)
Don’t worry, we’re going to be moving the NSA to N. Korea shortly...
Not legit!
I know for a fact that Jay Inslee wants to be called "His Heinous."
I’ve gotten that Walmart email in the last few days too. I never clicked on it because I didn’t order anything, plus I heard about that new ransom virus that takes over your PC, so I’ve been extra careful lately.
Thank you for that! It was the best 1/2 hour I spent today (only reading one thread!).
I used to know a counterfeiter who got drunk one night and printed up a $15 bill. The next day he decided to see if it would pass by using it to buy a newspaper. The clerk at the newsstand gave him two sevens as change.
Registered through: NOMINALIA INTERNET S.L. (http://www.nominalia.com)
Domain name: SECRETARIAS.COM
Created on: 2007-12-06
Updated on: 2012-12-11
Expires on: 2018-01-23
Registrant Name: TRABAJAR NETWORKS S.L.
Contact: Trabajar Networks S.L.
Registrant Address: Anabel Segura, 11 - Edif. A - 5o D
Registrant City: Madrid
Registrant Postal Code: 28108
Registrant Country: ES
Administrative Contact Organization: Trabajar Networks S.L
Administrative Contact Name: Juan Imaz Azcarretazabal
Administrative Contact Address: Anabel Segura 11, Edif. A - 5o D
Administrative Contact City: Alcobendas
Administrative Contact Postal Code: 28108
Administrative Contact Country: ES
Administrative Contact Email: dominios@corp.trabajar.com
Administrative Contact Tel: +34 912 701220
Technical Contact Organization: Trabajar Networks S.L
Technical Contact Name: Trabajar Networks S.L
Technical Contact Address: Anabel Segura 11, Edif. A - 5o D
Technical Contact City: Alcobendas
Technical Contact Postal Code: 28108
Technical Contact Country: ES
Technical Contact Email: dominios@corp.trabajar.com
Technical Contact Phone: +34 912 701220
Technical Contact Fax:
Primary Name Server Hostname: DNS1.REDTRABAJAR.COM
Secondary Name Server Hostname: DNS2.REDTRABAJAR.COM
"It may be of interest to you and your fellow criminals that you've just attempted to defraud a working agent of the U.S. Federal Bureau of Investigation.
Any further communications from you to this email address will result in the immediate launch of cybernetic tracing by this agency's International Computer Fraud Unit, followed by the apprehension and arrest of any and all collaborators by overseas agents of the FBI, assisted by officers of your country's federal police force."
I never heard another thing from the scammers I sent that to.
Dude, I had a scare last night. Christmas Night too, can ya imagine.
Clicked on some link leading to a .blogspot.com site, you’d think a safe place protected by the Google twins’ lobbying connections in Washington and Brussels, I ain’t joking, and the page displayed some warnings, phony FBI claims of me storing on my precious ‘puter photos of nekkid nymphets, that I know for certain I hadn’t stored since April 15 of last year, the IRS deadline, and the threat that I must contact some place, and pay something or other in bitcoins, and in the meantime my browser (Chromex, as it happened) was to be locked, and in fact the browser, I’m not kidding, was in fact locked, whatever I clicked didn’t work, the browser or any of its tabs including this crazy one couldn’t be shut down, the pop up kept returning whatever I did, with its ridiculous warnings, a freaking crippling handicap at the center of the so-called advanced browser technology, we oughta call Daddy Bush’s ADA legislation on ya, how come you allow such things to happen, I’m not kidding here, the administrator of this semi-modern abacus must remain the king, in control like the North Korean Un, sorry Windows, sorry Bill Gates with your overpriced mosquito covers for African savages that the natives use to cover their goats and not the kids as you the naifs intended, because goats, as described in a book sympathetic to you and Melinda, are more valuable than the precious African-American (as you and most US high school student call ‘em) babies there, you idealistic idiots, and only a Ctrl^Alt^Del finally got me out of it, killing the Krommy browser process, and thankfully leaving no signs of permanent damage.
Got a similar one from the IRS. I reported them to the FBI.
Fake — why did you even open it?
Reminds me of when people would call a person I know who investigates various frauds and complain that they had not received the winnings from the Canadian lottery after paying a fee of some kind.
His first question to these people was, “Did you enter the Canadian lotter?”
After they replied that they had not, he would say, “Then what makes you think you won a Canadian lottery?”
it’s European the commas and periods are inverted from our representation.
Hey, that is $3.5 TRILLION! Can ya spare a fellow Freeper a couple million? LOL!
First part of raw source:
X-Envelope-From: druecktop@localhost.localdomain Return-Path: Received: from lvps91-250-113-214.dedicated.hosteurope.de (mailer.dkr.ch [91.250.113.214] (may be forged)) by mail57c45.carrierzone.com (8.13.6/8.13.1) with ESMTP id rBS0T9Z2014719
Those are Zimbabwean dollars, the exchange rate is about 1 trillion Zimbabwe to $0.17 USD.
Congratulations!
The FBI is on your side: FUBAR Buncombe Instigators.
The grammar seems correct for an official correspondence from a Fedgov employee
Of course it would take your average Fedgov employee 2 years to write this
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