Posted on 12/27/2013 6:59:35 PM PST by Libloather
Which way’d that turnip truck go?.....
It was more a comment on 'style', — the whole letter isn't in any style that the government would use in official correspondence.
You [correctly] further elaborate that the 'style' the FBI, in particular, would use wouldn't be e-mail.
> LOL!
>
> The ‘NEW” F.B.I. (In Nigeria I presume?)
Don’t worry, we’re going to be moving the NSA to N. Korea shortly...
Not legit!
I know for a fact that Jay Inslee wants to be called "His Heinous."
I’ve gotten that Walmart email in the last few days too. I never clicked on it because I didn’t order anything, plus I heard about that new ransom virus that takes over your PC, so I’ve been extra careful lately.
Thank you for that! It was the best 1/2 hour I spent today (only reading one thread!).
I used to know a counterfeiter who got drunk one night and printed up a $15 bill. The next day he decided to see if it would pass by using it to buy a newspaper. The clerk at the newsstand gave him two sevens as change.
Registered through: NOMINALIA INTERNET S.L. (http://www.nominalia.com)
Domain name: SECRETARIAS.COM
Created on: 2007-12-06
Updated on: 2012-12-11
Expires on: 2018-01-23
Registrant Name: TRABAJAR NETWORKS S.L.
Contact: Trabajar Networks S.L.
Registrant Address: Anabel Segura, 11 - Edif. A - 5o D
Registrant City: Madrid
Registrant Postal Code: 28108
Registrant Country: ES
Administrative Contact Organization: Trabajar Networks S.L
Administrative Contact Name: Juan Imaz Azcarretazabal
Administrative Contact Address: Anabel Segura 11, Edif. A - 5o D
Administrative Contact City: Alcobendas
Administrative Contact Postal Code: 28108
Administrative Contact Country: ES
Administrative Contact Email: dominios@corp.trabajar.com
Administrative Contact Tel: +34 912 701220
Technical Contact Organization: Trabajar Networks S.L
Technical Contact Name: Trabajar Networks S.L
Technical Contact Address: Anabel Segura 11, Edif. A - 5o D
Technical Contact City: Alcobendas
Technical Contact Postal Code: 28108
Technical Contact Country: ES
Technical Contact Email: dominios@corp.trabajar.com
Technical Contact Phone: +34 912 701220
Technical Contact Fax:
Primary Name Server Hostname: DNS1.REDTRABAJAR.COM
Secondary Name Server Hostname: DNS2.REDTRABAJAR.COM
"It may be of interest to you and your fellow criminals that you've just attempted to defraud a working agent of the U.S. Federal Bureau of Investigation.
Any further communications from you to this email address will result in the immediate launch of cybernetic tracing by this agency's International Computer Fraud Unit, followed by the apprehension and arrest of any and all collaborators by overseas agents of the FBI, assisted by officers of your country's federal police force."
I never heard another thing from the scammers I sent that to.
Dude, I had a scare last night. Christmas Night too, can ya imagine.
Clicked on some link leading to a .blogspot.com site, you’d think a safe place protected by the Google twins’ lobbying connections in Washington and Brussels, I ain’t joking, and the page displayed some warnings, phony FBI claims of me storing on my precious ‘puter photos of nekkid nymphets, that I know for certain I hadn’t stored since April 15 of last year, the IRS deadline, and the threat that I must contact some place, and pay something or other in bitcoins, and in the meantime my browser (Chromex, as it happened) was to be locked, and in fact the browser, I’m not kidding, was in fact locked, whatever I clicked didn’t work, the browser or any of its tabs including this crazy one couldn’t be shut down, the pop up kept returning whatever I did, with its ridiculous warnings, a freaking crippling handicap at the center of the so-called advanced browser technology, we oughta call Daddy Bush’s ADA legislation on ya, how come you allow such things to happen, I’m not kidding here, the administrator of this semi-modern abacus must remain the king, in control like the North Korean Un, sorry Windows, sorry Bill Gates with your overpriced mosquito covers for African savages that the natives use to cover their goats and not the kids as you the naifs intended, because goats, as described in a book sympathetic to you and Melinda, are more valuable than the precious African-American (as you and most US high school student call ‘em) babies there, you idealistic idiots, and only a Ctrl^Alt^Del finally got me out of it, killing the Krommy browser process, and thankfully leaving no signs of permanent damage.
Got a similar one from the IRS. I reported them to the FBI.
Fake — why did you even open it?
Reminds me of when people would call a person I know who investigates various frauds and complain that they had not received the winnings from the Canadian lottery after paying a fee of some kind.
His first question to these people was, “Did you enter the Canadian lotter?”
After they replied that they had not, he would say, “Then what makes you think you won a Canadian lottery?”
it’s European the commas and periods are inverted from our representation.
Hey, that is $3.5 TRILLION! Can ya spare a fellow Freeper a couple million? LOL!
First part of raw source:
X-Envelope-From: druecktop@localhost.localdomain Return-Path: Received: from lvps91-250-113-214.dedicated.hosteurope.de (mailer.dkr.ch [91.250.113.214] (may be forged)) by mail57c45.carrierzone.com (8.13.6/8.13.1) with ESMTP id rBS0T9Z2014719
Those are Zimbabwean dollars, the exchange rate is about 1 trillion Zimbabwe to $0.17 USD.
Congratulations!
The FBI is on your side: FUBAR Buncombe Instigators.
The grammar seems correct for an official correspondence from a Fedgov employee
Of course it would take your average Fedgov employee 2 years to write this
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