[markomalley]

I censored the title in the hopes that the thread won't be deleted. You can go to the link to see the uncensored version (if you can't figure it out on your own).

[Gamecock]

Ahem.

Having spent a lot of time working in Emergency Rooms, I can assure you there are other ways to get things, ummm, up there.

[Red Badger]

We make martyrs the old fashioned way......................

[cripplecreek]

LOL Sounds like some kind of Monty Python skit.

What do you mean I have to take it up the butt?
Yes up the butt.
Surely there must be another way.
This is the best way I assure you. In my day they used a bull.

[TurboZamboni]

reminds me of an Eddie Murphy song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07P538K83iU

[colorado tanker]

Well, if this moron is willing to blow his butt to smithereens, what does a little buggery matter?

[GOPJ]

Now, that’s funny...

Jihadi: What if we make the bomb smaller?
Sheikh: What? That’s crazy. Sodomy is the only way.
Jihadi: Couldn’t I use replica of a male, well, you know. In private like . . .
Sheikh: Shh! Let’s not even discuss it.
Jihadi: What if I’m willing to tolerate a lot of discomfort when it comes time for the martyrdom operation? I mean, it’s my choice. I am blowing myself up after all. What’s a little discomfort?
Sheikh: You’re not hearing me. This is the way it has to be. Don’t you want to murder infidels?

[I want the USA back]

And this country continues to allow them in?

[pallis]

I’ve long suspected that repressed homosexuality is behind Islamic terrorism. These guys get buggered over and over again as children, and unlike molested young males around the world who grow up to become homosexuals, the Islamists have to repress it.

I would do a “/s,” but I’m not sure it is.

[Edward Teach]

Hurrah for “marriage equality”!

So who’s going to bake them a cake?

[Resolute Conservative]

Just use a koran.

[Resolute Conservative]

Jeff Dunham needs to put this in his next act.

[drypowder]

Go ahead Muslims, try to convince the rest of us that Satan isn’t your god.

[Zeppo]

“But first, Roo-Roo”.

[a fool in paradise]

This isn’t anything new. They used a anal cavity bomb in Saudi Arabia a few years ago.

[a fool in paradise]

White House: Terrorists Have Discussed Use of “Anal Cavity” to Conceal Explosives
abc ^ | 11/22/2010 | JAKE TAPPER, HUMA KHAN, SHARYN ALFONSI and LEE FERRAN
Posted on Monday, November 22, 2010
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2631539/posts

Trouble in Saudi Arabia: Al-Qaeda’s ‘Bum’ Assassination Attempt
Pajamas Media ^ | Sept. 24 | Annie Jacobsen
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2347394/posts

[SoFloFreeper]

...what I find hilarious here is that it never occurs to anyone that there might be some kind of technological work-around short of repeated sodomy.

No wonder the Democrat party supports it so vocally.

[Huskerfan44]

BOHICA,BOHICA,BOHICA,BOHICA,BOHICA .........................................................................

[a fool in paradise]

"Million to one shot, doc."

[Huskerfan44]

Was Obama’s early training for this?

[freedomlover]