LOL Sounds like some kind of Monty Python skit.
What do you mean I have to take it up the butt?
Yes up the butt.
Surely there must be another way.
This is the best way I assure you. In my day they used a bull.
Grumpy Old Man chimes in, “And we liked it!”
They do this even today in India.
Finding a Hindu will to do what is, ahem, 'required' in this thread; they have taken to using the sacred cows that wander around everywhere.
After placing a remotely detonated bomb in the rectum of the beast; they merely wait until it walks near to the intended target and then
The New Delhi Times reports that this wave of terrorism is simply abominable.