"This friggin' thing is warped! Why do I always get a warped one?"
Posted on 11/20/2013 10:33:05 AM PST by Sub-Driver
November 20, 2013, 12:13 pm 'Uh oh': O-Care site crashes on Sebelius
By Jonathan Easley
The troubled HealthCare.Gov website crashed in front of Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius on Tuesday in Miami.
A local CBS reporter jumped in while Sebelius was doing a test run on the site to say, “the screen says 'I’m sorry but the system is temporarily down.' ”
“Uh oh,” Sebelius responded.
The secretary held events in Orlando and Miami on Tuesday encouraging people to sign up for healthcare despite the problems the administration has had in getting the website up and running.
“Ummmmm.....Mr. President?.......Where is the nuclear launch code machine?”
“I traded it to Putin for one of those golf simulators.”
"This friggin' thing is warped! Why do I always get a warped one?"
She was testing or signing up? I thought she got to keep her plan.
WARNING: After a recent wave of identify thefts, the FBI estimates there are over 500 fake Obamacare websites set up for the sole purpose of stealing your personal information.
So protect yourself and remember: the real one is the one that doesn't work.
Well how would you feel if you just found out that, despite your brilliance and high position, you find yourself among the 20% who just can't manage, no matter what, to make it all the way through the wonderful process of signing up for the Affordable Care Act, formally known as Obamacare but that has been discredited by the MSM in order to help people like Obama and Madam Secretary Sebelius herself, if you know what I mean, and I'm sure you do since I'm a candidate for expulsion from FR for writing long sentences that nobody can follow all the way to end, at least I hope so.
Then perhaps they should use the D word (DemoCare).
After all, none of the Republicans voted for this national disaster.
Diagram that sentence, please.................
You need to insert a semi-colon or two into your sentence and your impending banishment will be abrogated.
At least, that’s what I hear.
Couldn’t happen to a nicer stoneface turkeyneck marxist.
Carefully it may end up looking like the Obiecare fishbone...
You know that things are REALLY, REALLY bad when I actually feel sorry for her.
O’Keefe is a HAX0R
“Don’t do this to me!”
The word's been put out to all the MSM outlets. "ObamaCare" is not a word we want to repeat.
Media outlets that allow the word ObamaCare to be transmitted on their channels will not be viewed favorably by the Obama Administration.
The President does not have time to grant interviews to Media outlets that are not viewed favorably.
Any media outlet that the President does not have time for is a media outlet that no employee of the Executive Branch of the United States Government has time for.
Shouldn’t that make her an accomplice to identity theft?
Not to worry. From now on the O’bomber administration will do all the testing and execution with drone technology so no one in the O’bomber administration can get hurt like this again.
Sorry Will. I'm strictly `direct current.'
Other than that Mrs Kennedy, how was the parade?
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