Posted on 10/18/2013 6:55:58 PM PDT by Daniel Clark
Headbanger Ball: Is “Rams” an acceptable team name? by Daniel Clark
Two issues have been roiling the National Football League over the past year. One of those is the Washington Redskins, whose name some observers, including President Obama, have deemed racially insensitive. The other is the suspected long-term effects of concussions sustained while playing football. How is it, then, that nobody is raising any objection to the one NFL team that glorifies the kind of targeted head shots that the league claims it wants to eliminate from the game?
It’s hypocritical for the NFL to wring its hands over brain injuries, while tacitly endorsing the naming of one of its franchises, the St. Louis Rams, after animals that do battle by smashing their heads against each other. In fact, the word “ram” is also a verb, which is used to describe this very behavior.
In ancient times, a device called a “battering ram” was used by invaders to bash down city walls and castle gates. It consisted of a long shaft, not unlike a human spine, one end of which was propelled into the object that was meant to be destroyed. Sometimes, that end would even be designed to look like a real ram’s head. A Ram football player comes in a similar design, his head “protected” by a blue helmet, with golden horns painted on it, to be propelled toward an opposing player. Is there any doubt that the players are meant to envision themselves battering down obstacles in the same manner?
Far from deterring brain injuries, the Rams are practically advertising them. The Ram logo, which itself looks poised to bash skulls with the opposition, is to football safety what Joe Camel is to respiratory health.
With regard to the Redskins nickname, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell said, “If we are offending one person, we need to be listening and making sure that we’re doing the right things to try to address that.” If one offended person is enough, then how about one former player who has suffered irreparable damage? How about one child who’s butting heads with his friends in the schoolyard, so that he can be just like his favorite player on the St. Louis Rams? Just how many victims do there need to be?
So that settles it, then. The NFL must force the Rams to change their team nickname, right? No, of course not. That would be a totally ridiculous thing to do. The Rams’ name isn’t making anyone bang his head against a wall any more than the Miami Dolphins make people shoot water out of their backs. Nevertheless, if an argument like the one you’ve read here had been made by somebody who seemed sincere, it’s not hard to imagine the team and the league capitulating.
Sadly, that’s become the usual pattern of things, for as long as society has been operating under Goodell’s “one offended person” rule. One child of atheist parents objects to a prayer being said at a high school graduation, so there can be no prayer. Never mind what the Constitution actually says about it, there’s one offended person. A kindergarten class can’t do anything to observe Mother’s Day, because there might be one child who doesn’t have a mother. One Muslim complains about an ad with a cartoon piggy bank in a store window, and the ad comes down.
It doesn’t matter how compelling you think your case is against the offended. A factual presentation of the origin of the Redskin nickname, for example, does nothing to sway the likes of liberal NBC sportscaster Bob Costas. That’s because when liberals talk, their focus is seldom the thing they’re literally talking about. In reality, everything’s always about themselves. It’s not that supposedly offensive sports team nicknames really make anybody feel bad, but getting rid of them makes liberals feel good, because they can take credit. They’re using the “one offended person” rule to construct countless little anti-monuments to themselves. When something that used to be there has been removed because somebody became offended, that’s just like putting up a giant Hollywood-type sign saying, “Liberals Matter.”
Imagine that this article spawns a movement that ends up pressuring the Rams to change their name, perhaps to the St. Louis Awareness. The next time one of their players suffers a concussion under one of those helmets, by then adorned with sensitivity ribbons instead of golden horns, he won’t be any less injured. On the other hand, I will have the satisfaction of having, in smug-speak, “made a difference.” And isn’t that what’s really important?
-- Daniel Clark is a writer from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. He is the author and editor of a web publication called The Shinbone: The Frontier of the Free Press, where he also publishes a seasonal sports digest as The College Football Czar.
What about the Texans? Isn’t there another team in Dallas? (Well, Arlington.) That has to be dicrimination agains North Texans.
I heard the Redskins owner just caved and changed the name to the D.C. Redskins.
Saints - Offends Catholics
Cardinals - Also offends Catholics
Cowboys - Cowboys killed Indians ‘nuff said
Eagles - Symbol of the Imperialistic US.
Giants - Offensive to tall people
Packers - Anti-Gay slur
Bears - Another anti-gay slur
Patriots - White guys with guns
Jets - Pollute the air, contribute to global warming
Chiefs - See, Redskins
Vikings - Offensive to Norwegians
Steelers - Celebrates a polluting industry
Browns - Offensive to Latinos
Feel free to add your own
I think the NFL would much rather have a succession of stories about thuggery from NFL players and ‘insensitive’ NFL team names than stories about the glaring lack of HGH testing and the risk of incuring brain injury when playing the game of football up to a career in bigs.
Freegards
Pretty good list!
From Barry’s Desk
Next week’s ToDo’s - Dangerous Football Team Names! Talking points for MSM
Patriots - Glorifies extremism.
Rename to New England Progressives
Bengals - Offensive ethnic slur directed at Bangladeshis
Rename to Cincinnati H1Bs
Cowboys - Promotes gender bias
Rename to Dallas Cowpersons
Browns - Offensive term used to describe non-white peoples
Rename to Cleveland Rainbows
Packers - Offensive term used to describe gays
Rename to Greenbay Tops
Vikings - Glorification of savage murderous barbarians
Rename to Minnesota Islamic Horde
Saints - VIOLATES SEPARATION OF RELIGION AND STATE!!!!
Rename to New Orleans Chocolates
Buccaneers - Glorification of piracy and is threatening to innocent seafarers
Rename to Tampa Bay Pool Party
49ers - Ageist and discriminatory term directed at the non-young
Rename to San Francisco Wards of the State
Pretty much every NFL mascot is detestable to metrosexuals and femiNazis.
Why aren’t liberals demanding that the San Francisco Forty-Niners change their name? After all, the Forty-Niners—gold seekers who poured into California beginning in 1849—ran the Indians and the Spanish-speaking Californios off their land, ravaged the forests and the grasslands and polluted the rivers.
The Dolphins some way insults animals and shows human dominance over them. It would probably offend PETA or the Animal Liberation wackos.
Personally I think the Redskins should be named the Red Necks, and the Florida State Seminoles should be renamed the Florida State Crackers. I’ve a feeling the perpetually outraged will be even more outraged by the promotion of white “racist” nicknames....
Rednecks come in many colors
Sounds racist to me! /s
No kiddin'! This redneck happens to be half yellow....
Someone on an earlier thread suggested they be renamed the Foreskins. He gave a reason, too.
Just drop the second sentence and call them the Washington Reds.
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