Posted on 10/18/2013 6:55:58 PM PDT by Daniel Clark
What about the Texans? Isn’t there another team in Dallas? (Well, Arlington.) That has to be dicrimination agains North Texans.
I heard the Redskins owner just caved and changed the name to the D.C. Redskins.
Saints - Offends Catholics
Cardinals - Also offends Catholics
Cowboys - Cowboys killed Indians ‘nuff said
Eagles - Symbol of the Imperialistic US.
Giants - Offensive to tall people
Packers - Anti-Gay slur
Bears - Another anti-gay slur
Patriots - White guys with guns
Jets - Pollute the air, contribute to global warming
Chiefs - See, Redskins
Vikings - Offensive to Norwegians
Steelers - Celebrates a polluting industry
Browns - Offensive to Latinos
Feel free to add your own
I think the NFL would much rather have a succession of stories about thuggery from NFL players and ‘insensitive’ NFL team names than stories about the glaring lack of HGH testing and the risk of incuring brain injury when playing the game of football up to a career in bigs.
Freegards
Pretty good list!
From Barry’s Desk
Next week’s ToDo’s - Dangerous Football Team Names! Talking points for MSM
Patriots - Glorifies extremism.
Rename to New England Progressives
Bengals - Offensive ethnic slur directed at Bangladeshis
Rename to Cincinnati H1Bs
Cowboys - Promotes gender bias
Rename to Dallas Cowpersons
Browns - Offensive term used to describe non-white peoples
Rename to Cleveland Rainbows
Packers - Offensive term used to describe gays
Rename to Greenbay Tops
Vikings - Glorification of savage murderous barbarians
Rename to Minnesota Islamic Horde
Saints - VIOLATES SEPARATION OF RELIGION AND STATE!!!!
Rename to New Orleans Chocolates
Buccaneers - Glorification of piracy and is threatening to innocent seafarers
Rename to Tampa Bay Pool Party
49ers - Ageist and discriminatory term directed at the non-young
Rename to San Francisco Wards of the State
Pretty much every NFL mascot is detestable to metrosexuals and femiNazis.
Why aren’t liberals demanding that the San Francisco Forty-Niners change their name? After all, the Forty-Niners—gold seekers who poured into California beginning in 1849—ran the Indians and the Spanish-speaking Californios off their land, ravaged the forests and the grasslands and polluted the rivers.
The Dolphins some way insults animals and shows human dominance over them. It would probably offend PETA or the Animal Liberation wackos.
Personally I think the Redskins should be named the Red Necks, and the Florida State Seminoles should be renamed the Florida State Crackers. I’ve a feeling the perpetually outraged will be even more outraged by the promotion of white “racist” nicknames....
Rednecks come in many colors
Sounds racist to me! /s
No kiddin'! This redneck happens to be half yellow....
Someone on an earlier thread suggested they be renamed the Foreskins. He gave a reason, too.
Just drop the second sentence and call them the Washington Reds.
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