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Hard-core journalism from NPR covering cereal offenses.

Is there no end to these government scandals??!!

(As the Left mocks)

Commander In Crunch (CIC):

Three stripes, four stripes, five stripes, more stripes = more crunch.

1 posted on 06/21/2013 8:39:04 AM PDT by haffast
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A cartoon character for a brand of cereal is an imposter? You mean he’s not really a captain? You don’t say!!!!! LOL


2 posted on 06/21/2013 8:42:08 AM PDT by Durbin
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just wait until cap’n crunch comes out of the closet, and the navy (under pressure from the obamites) promotes him to admiral.


3 posted on 06/21/2013 8:45:26 AM PDT by JohnBrowdie (http://forum.stink-eye.net)
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what next, an expose on Popeye?


4 posted on 06/21/2013 8:46:17 AM PDT by schm0e ("we are in the midst of a coup.")
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I’m thrilled that the government is coming out with admissions that some of the top officials are not who they appear to be and have been fooling (some of) us for quite a few years. A truthful approach as to who these people really are is most welcome.

I certainly hope this trend continues.


5 posted on 06/21/2013 8:46:19 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy
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Isn’t the officer in charge of a ship ALWAYS called the Captain, regardless of his rank? Was LtJG Kennedy the Captain of PT109? Was the Skipper the captain of the Minnow even though he had no rank (or was rank, depending on your POV)? So it is with Captain Crunch, commanding cereal bowls across America.


6 posted on 06/21/2013 8:46:52 AM PDT by NonValueAdded (Unindicted Co-conspirators: The Mainstream Media)
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Commanders can be Captains of many vessels and are referred to as Captain.


7 posted on 06/21/2013 8:47:09 AM PDT by edcoil (When given a choice, take both.)
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(sigh!) here we go again!


9 posted on 06/21/2013 8:55:57 AM PDT by camle (keep an open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
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What next? Captain Crunch got purple hearts for scratches, committed treason, defended by the msm,and is one of the most despicable individuals to ever hold office? Now they’re trying to swift boat a Navy man who has has actually served honorably.


12 posted on 06/21/2013 9:01:34 AM PDT by Freestate316 (Know what you believe and why you believe it.)
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I can’t help but think of the scene from in the movie ‘In Harm’s Way’ where the duty officer a Lieutenant JG on a destroyer Cassiday orders all boilers lit and to make flank speed as soon as possible out of Pearl Harbor rather than being a sitting duck or getting trapped by the wreckage of other stricken ships.

Lt. Cline: Captain Harding, sir, and the exec!

Commander Rafe Harding USN, Cassiday’s CO: [Standing on the bow of a pursuing motor whaleboat, frantically waving his hat up and down] Cassiday! Stop! Let us aboard!

Lt. Tom Agar: How the hell can we stop? It’ll take twenty minutes at this speed!

LTJG ‘Mac’ McConnel: [Making a decision not to stop] Does anyone on this bridge see anything back there?

Bosun’s Mate Chief Culpepper, USS Cassiday: Well, if they do, Mr. McConnell, I’ll guarantee you they won’t see nothin’ again.

Lt. Tom Agar: [Laughing] Let ‘er rip, Mac!

On that day a Lieutenant JG was the Captain of that ship and everyone on the bridge knew it.


14 posted on 06/21/2013 9:02:49 AM PDT by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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CaptnCrunch 3:58

He might be a stoner.

15 posted on 06/21/2013 9:03:01 AM PDT by rawcatslyentist (Jeremiah 50:32 "The arrogant one will stumble and fall With no one to raise him up; And I will set)
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I’ve had my doubts about Captain Kangaroo, as well.


16 posted on 06/21/2013 9:04:37 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Truth/Lies; Liberty/Tyranny--WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE??)
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DO NOT CLICK ON NPR LINK! VIRUS!
My anti-virus, Mic Essentials caught in time.


18 posted on 06/21/2013 9:04:51 AM PDT by baddog 219
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Must be that the people at NPR are half-a**ed.


19 posted on 06/21/2013 9:06:09 AM PDT by wizr (We are "one Nation, under God " or "one nation, trod under ". Keep the Faith.)
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What about Captain Kangaroo?


20 posted on 06/21/2013 9:07:10 AM PDT by Gamecock ("Ultimately, Jesus died to save us from the wrath of God." —R.C. Sproul)
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Its all good! We also have a major-league ball-player masquerading as a children's cereal.


21 posted on 06/21/2013 9:08:37 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alteration: The acronym explains the science.)
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Clearly an attempt by the USN to create a distraction through the weekend news cycle from the renewed interest in whether one of their Aegis ships popped off a missile that shot down TWA 800 ...


22 posted on 06/21/2013 9:10:54 AM PDT by tanknetter
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Pinging the poseur....


23 posted on 06/21/2013 9:10:56 AM PDT by mikrofon (Explain! ;)
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Clearly an attempt by the USN to create a distraction through the weekend news cycle from the renewed interest in whether one of their Aegis ships popped off a missile that shot down TWA 800 ...


24 posted on 06/21/2013 9:12:17 AM PDT by tanknetter
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Another childhood icon sullied. What’s this world coming to?


25 posted on 06/21/2013 9:18:43 AM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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He also only has 3 fingers on each hand.

Perhaps there is a relation.




26 posted on 06/21/2013 9:18:59 AM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (RINOS like Romney, McCain, Dole are sure losers. No more!)
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