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Obama Inc Renames “Founding Fathers” to “Founding Founders”
Front Page Magazine ^
| June 14, 2013
| Daniel Greenfield
Posted on 06/18/2013 11:18:54 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
An unspecified time ago a bunch of Founding Founders of unknown sexual orientations and sexual identities founded a country on a non-exclusive basis in order to promote free birth control, open borders and cowboy poetry.
We are engaged now in a great civil war for transgender bathrooms, gay marines and abortions for all to test whether a nation so conceived can endure all its abortions.
The White House has today put up a link to a new government website that collates and offers key documents from the revolution and the founding era. But it appears that the administration couldn’t bring itself to say, “Founding Fathers”:
The graceful gender free replacement of choice for the factually sexist Founding Fathers was Founding Founders which like a guy named Lee Lee is hilariously redundant.
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TOPICS: Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: foundingfathers; foundingfounders; greenfield; obama
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Update: In recognition of their linguistic stupidity, Founding Founders has reverted back to Founding Fathers.
To: rightwingintelligentsia
OK, let me see if I can sort this out.
Can’t have gender-specific speech.
check.
But a person can choose his gender.
check.
None of this makes any sense to me.
What am I missing?
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posted on
06/18/2013 11:22:10 AM PDT
by
Westbrook
(Children do not divide your love, they multiply it.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Sounds like the work of the Redundancy Czar...
To: Westbrook
Can’t they just call them “founding sperm donors?”
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posted on
06/18/2013 11:24:00 AM PDT
by
fwdude
( You cannot compromise with that which you must defeat.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Well at least they didn’t call them, “Those Old Dead White Guys”... ;-)
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posted on
06/18/2013 11:24:57 AM PDT
by
rockrr
(Everything is different now...)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Point at Obama and laugh out loud at him.
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posted on
06/18/2013 11:25:55 AM PDT
by
Yosemitest
(It's Simple ! Fight, ... or Die !)
To: arasina; daisy mae for the usa; AdvisorB; wizardoz; free-in-nyc; Vendome; Georgia Girl 2; ...
For the Greenfield ping list, an oldie but a goodie.
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posted on
06/18/2013 11:28:58 AM PDT
by
Louis Foxwell
(This is a wake up call. Join the Sultan Knish ping list.)
To: Westbrook
It doesn’t matter. We’re all U.S. Persons now...
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posted on
06/18/2013 11:33:04 AM PDT
by
TADSLOS
(The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
To: Yosemitest
Point at Obama and laugh out loud at him.
Ridicule is fatal to his fragile ego. Like Chaplin did to Hitler, we need someone who can sway the public by impersonating this @ss clown.
Ideally it would be a movie. However, I'd settle for a series of viral videos.
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posted on
06/18/2013 11:33:13 AM PDT
by
peyton randolph
(Tagline copyright in violation of Directive 10-289)
To: Westbrook
The confusion is purposeful.
You see, a clearly defined, reasonable truth is too “Goddish”,
and the left will do anything to thwart any hint of Godliness in our society.
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posted on
06/18/2013 11:34:46 AM PDT
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Good. I was afraid they might have changed it to “Founding Baby-Daddies”.
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posted on
06/18/2013 11:35:19 AM PDT
by
tacticalogic
("Oh, bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
What name does Obama want to replace America with?
To him America is Evil and must fail, so what's next?
And the GOP is allowing everything Obama is doing. Allowing everything!
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posted on
06/18/2013 11:36:01 AM PDT
by
MaxMax
To: rightwingintelligentsia
This sounds like the history professors getting together to rename B.C., as in "Before Christ," to B.C.E. as in "Before Common Era."
What a load of crap.
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posted on
06/18/2013 11:42:00 AM PDT
by
Slyfox
(Without the Right to Life, all other rights are meaningless.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Abigale Adams is on the “Founders” list. I don’t think she was on the English hanging list. Not fair
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posted on
06/18/2013 11:43:57 AM PDT
by
capt B
To: rightwingintelligentsia
I think they ought to put musical soundtrack to the website.
I nominate: “Proud to be a U.S. Person” by Toby Keith.
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posted on
06/18/2013 11:46:26 AM PDT
by
Maceman
(Just say "NO" to tyranny.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
If you were going to change it, why in the would wouldn’t you just say “founders”?
What stupendous moron would use “founding founders”?
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posted on
06/18/2013 11:57:00 AM PDT
by
ltc8k6
To: rightwingintelligentsia
The original U.S. persons known as Founding Founders.
To: rightwingintelligentsia
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posted on
06/18/2013 12:08:39 PM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
I guess the ignorant ignoramus thought it was a good idea at the time.
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posted on
06/18/2013 12:09:20 PM PDT
by
Southside_Chicago_Republican
(If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Oh, they fixed it. But the address of the webpage is still “Founding Founders.”
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posted on
06/18/2013 12:09:47 PM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
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