[Apparatchik]

YGTBSM

[stephenjohnbanker]

Bad even for Neil Kinnock Joe.

[Black Agnes]

If guns shot chocolate i’d have a dozen and weigh 400lbs.

Good thing they don’t!

[FlingWingFlyer]

Joey Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

[BipolarBob]

The dumbest VP in history bar none.

[randita]

Nanny Bloomberg says only guns that shoot broccoli are allowed in NYC.

[SpaceBar]

Too bad Biden’s old man didn’t shoot blanks.

[Izzy Dunne]

You know, I can’t fault a seven-year-old for thinking that nobody gets hurt except for those nasty old guns. He probably didn’t choose his parents.

But Joe Biden is SEVENTY.

[Wyatt's Torch]

Joe is a national treasure! Let Joe be Joe!

[Anitius Severinus Boethius]

“He said if we have chocolate bullets, nobody would get hurt and nobody would be sad,” a teacher at the boy's school said. “I’m going to start crying again because he was so insightful.”

She is going to cry because he is so insightful? What the freak?!? That is a woman that is looking at life through flying-unicorn-rainbow-fart glasses.

[LucianOfSamasota]

Lyrics to If I Only Had A Brain :
(Scarecrow)
I could wile away the hours
Conferrin’ with the flowers
Consultin’ with the rain
And my head I’d be scratchin’
While my thoughts were busy hatchin’
If I only had a brain

I’d unravel any riddle
For any individ’le
In trouble or in pain

(Dorothy)
With the thoughts you’d be thinkin’
You could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain

(Scarecrow)
Oh, I would tell you why
The ocean’s near the shore
I could think of things I never thunk before
And then I’d sit and think some more

I would not be just a nuffin’
My head all full of stuffin’
My heart all full of pain
I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-derry
If I only had a brain

[rfp1234]

B.S.
Diabetics and people with cocoa allergies could get hurt.

[skeeter]

If guns shot chocolate we'd all have diabetes.

Nice going, Mr Vice President.

[RinaseaofDs]

How about the teacher’s response?

-sniff- “He’s so insightful!” -sniff-

Insightful would be, “Mrs. Uptchuk, how come we got to be in lockdown? Where are the police?”

“Minutes away!” she whispered, as the frame around the door began to splinter.

[SnakeDoctor]

Always good when someone wants to swallow a bullet. Good grief.

SnakeDoc

[Secret Agent Man]

and if we had a vp that actually thought a few seconds before saying something assinine...

[Resolute Conservative]

He reminds me of Uncle Joe on Petticoat Junction, no disrespect to Uncle Joe.

[presently no screen name]

That would keep Michelle busy - collecting all the chocolate.

[Irenic]

I thought it was nice he took the time to write the kid back. I bet it made the kids day. This is one time I don’t feel like kicking Biden.

[tet68]

Joe, as long as those dark chocolate hollow points
came out at 1500 FPS, it would be good although
the range might be cut down some.

People call Joe a moron but he’s been smart enough
to keep his mouth shut about Bengazhi. Not a word.

[BitWielder1]

Start with Uncle Joe's security detail.