[Anitius Severinus Boethius]

“He said if we have chocolate bullets, nobody would get hurt and nobody would be sad,” a teacher at the boy's school said. “I’m going to start crying again because he was so insightful.”

She is going to cry because he is so insightful? What the freak?!? That is a woman that is looking at life through flying-unicorn-rainbow-fart glasses.

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She is going to cry because he is so insightful?

Yeah, because he finally 'got' what she's been teaching - guns kill.