Posted on 05/14/2013 12:20:11 PM PDT by Apparatchik
In a letter to a seven-year-old Wisconsin boy, Vice President Joe Biden considers the possibility of guns with chocolate bullets. Biden's letter reads:
Dear Myles,
I am sorry it took me so very long to respond to your letter. I really like your idea. If we had guns that shot chocolate, not only would our country be safer, it would be happier. People love chocolate.
You are a good boy,
Joe Biden
The vice president was responding to Myles's suggestion that guns shoot chocolate bullets.
“He said if we have chocolate bullets, nobody would get hurt and nobody would be sad,” a teacher at the boy's school said. “I’m going to start crying again because he was so insightful.”
Chocolate knives then too?
If he is...he’d be muzzled by those in real power real fast.
For now he’ simply amuzing them.
and if we had a vp that actually thought a few seconds before saying something assinine...
He reminds me of Uncle Joe on Petticoat Junction, no disrespect to Uncle Joe.
That would keep Michelle busy - collecting all the chocolate.
I thought it was nice he took the time to write the kid back. I bet it made the kids day. This is one time I don’t feel like kicking Biden.
Joe, as long as those dark chocolate hollow points
came out at 1500 FPS, it would be good although
the range might be cut down some.
People call Joe a moron but he’s been smart enough
to keep his mouth shut about Bengazhi. Not a word.
Yeah, because he finally 'got' what she's been teaching - guns kill.
A VP by the name of Joe
He’s not very much in the know
He says stupid stuff
and mow, I’ve had enough
Of this sad sack we all call “Joe Blow”
A few hours in the freezer would make them lethal.
The guy is certifiable.
Wow... some sh*t leaves no words.
Hmmm. Is that why BO chose him?
Biden the Slow (from 2009)
(Sung to the tune of “Rosin the Bow”)
I got plucked away from the Senate
To join Barry’s Hope and Change show,
Then the DNC searches for duct tape
To muzzle old Biden the Slow!
To muzzle old Biden the Slow
To muzzle old Biden the Slow
The DNC searches for duct tape
To muzzle old Biden the Slow
I debated with Governor Palin
Though the press surely never said so,
Sarah used her facts and destroyed me
Wipe the floor with old Biden the Slow!
Wipe the floor with old Biden the Slow
Wipe the floor with old Biden the Slow
She used her facts and destroyed me
Wipe the floor with old Biden the Slow
So get ye some fellows from ACORN
Have ‘em fix the election and go,
Round up votes from illegals and graveyards
Elect Barry and Biden the Slow!
Elect Barry and Biden the Slow
Elect Barry and Biden the Slow
Round up votes from illegals and graveyards
Elect Barry and Biden the Slow
Folks call me a blathering blowhard
I’m a babbling goof, that I know,
Barry’s message I muddle up badly
Give hell to old Biden the Slow!
Give hell to old Biden the Slow
Give hell to old Biden the Slow
Barry’s message I muddle up badly
Give hell to old Biden the Slow
I say stuff that’s thought of as stupid
My mouth is where my foot will go,
Rahm Emanuel reads me the riot act
Put a sock in it, Biden the Slow!
Put a sock in it, Biden the Slow
Put a sock in it, Biden the Slow
Rahm Emanuel reads me the riot act
Put a sock in it, Biden the Slow
Our agenda has turned out quite shabby
The voters all want us to blow,
They’re standing outside with their torches
Burn Barry and Biden the Slow!
Burn Barry and Biden the Slow
Burn Barry and Biden the Slow
They’re standing outside with their torches
Burn Barry and Biden the Slow
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