Posted on 05/14/2013 12:20:11 PM PDT by Apparatchik
In a letter to a seven-year-old Wisconsin boy, Vice President Joe Biden considers the possibility of guns with chocolate bullets. Biden's letter reads:
Dear Myles,
I am sorry it took me so very long to respond to your letter. I really like your idea. If we had guns that shot chocolate, not only would our country be safer, it would be happier. People love chocolate.
You are a good boy,
Joe Biden
The vice president was responding to Myles's suggestion that guns shoot chocolate bullets.
He said if we have chocolate bullets, nobody would get hurt and nobody would be sad, a teacher at the boy's school said. Im going to start crying again because he was so insightful.
Yeah. All those raped dead women covered in chocolate would be a lot happier. Just when you think the guy cant get any dumber....
ah, well, um....Ok I got nothing.
Based on the in-depth response from Joe Biden I’d say the long delay was a result of Joe thinking really hard to come up with 49 words to make a sentence.
Impeachment insurance.
This is BS! Can’t be Biden. Its not written in crayon.
Oh my gosh!...ROTFLOL.....that sure sums it up adequately!
Our next Dear Leader?
And if roaming gangs of kids and the guy trying to come in the window or locked front door just wanted to say “ Hi!”, then people would be happier! And we could all share the chocolates and live happily ever after!
This is unreal.
Biden has marshmallows for brains.
Let’s pay him and his cohorts with chocolate money. It’ll make everyone happy. No one will be sad.
I'd unravel any riddle
For any individ'le
In trouble or in pain
(Obama)
With the thoughts you'd be thinkin'
You could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain.
Is he channeling the 60’s? Of course, if everoen was nice and never did anything bad, then everyone would be happier. Idiot.
Speaking of shooting... biden please quit shooting off that dumb-assed mouth of yours!
LLS
Well we have an administration and a justice department that are rapidly pumping out “chocolate” in response to every question they get asked.
as soon as 2016 comes around, we won’t be seeing much of Slo Joe. The hospital won’t allow visitors.
A kid gets suspended for chewing a pop-tart into the shape of a gun. And this idiot wants chocolate guns. Unbelievable
Did Biden say “If we had guns that shot chocolate, people would be safer.” or “If we had guns that shot Chocolates, people would be safer.”?
If I had some whipped cream, I’d have some bologna and whipped cream.
If I had some bologna.
Why would anyone want to shoot chocolate?
What crime has chocolate commited?
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