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Biden: 'If We Had Guns that Shot Chocolate,' People 'Safer' and 'Happier'
The Weekly Standard ^ | 14 May 2013 | Daniel Halper

Posted on 05/14/2013 12:20:11 PM PDT by Apparatchik

In a letter to a seven-year-old Wisconsin boy, Vice President Joe Biden considers the possibility of guns with chocolate bullets. Biden's letter reads:

Dear Myles,

I am sorry it took me so very long to respond to your letter. I really like your idea. If we had guns that shot chocolate, not only would our country be safer, it would be happier. People love chocolate.

You are a good boy,

Joe Biden

The vice president was responding to Myles's suggestion that guns shoot chocolate bullets.

“He said if we have chocolate bullets, nobody would get hurt and nobody would be sad,” a teacher at the boy's school said. “I’m going to start crying again because he was so insightful.”


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: aduplicate; banglist; biden; children; democrats; guncontrol; liberalidiot; secondamendment; semiretarded
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To: Apparatchik

Yeah. All those raped dead women covered in chocolate would be a lot happier. Just when you think the guy cant get any dumber....


41 posted on 05/14/2013 12:43:31 PM PDT by Mom MD (A million people attended Obamas inauguration. 14 of them actually missed work)
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To: Apparatchik

ah, well, um....Ok I got nothing.


42 posted on 05/14/2013 12:45:11 PM PDT by svcw (If you are dead when your heart stops, why aren't you alive when it starts.)
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To: Apparatchik

Based on the in-depth response from Joe Biden I’d say the long delay was a result of Joe thinking really hard to come up with 49 words to make a sentence.


43 posted on 05/14/2013 12:49:37 PM PDT by maddog55 (America Rising.... Civil War II)
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To: BipolarBob

Impeachment insurance.


44 posted on 05/14/2013 12:50:22 PM PDT by Eagles6 (Valley Forge Redux)
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To: Apparatchik

This is BS! Can’t be Biden. Its not written in crayon.


45 posted on 05/14/2013 12:54:43 PM PDT by elder5
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To: MHGinTN

Oh my gosh!...ROTFLOL.....that sure sums it up adequately!


46 posted on 05/14/2013 12:55:29 PM PDT by caww
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To: Apparatchik

Our next Dear Leader?


47 posted on 05/14/2013 1:01:51 PM PDT by BerserkPatriot (Why is the Democratic National Socialist Committee waging a War on liberty?)
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To: Apparatchik

And if roaming gangs of kids and the guy trying to come in the window or locked front door just wanted to say “ Hi!”, then people would be happier! And we could all share the chocolates and live happily ever after!


48 posted on 05/14/2013 1:04:36 PM PDT by Exit148
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To: Apparatchik

This is unreal.
Biden has marshmallows for brains.
Let’s pay him and his cohorts with chocolate money. It’ll make everyone happy. No one will be sad.


49 posted on 05/14/2013 1:07:07 PM PDT by 1_Rain_Drop
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To: Apparatchik
(Biden)
I could wile away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain

I'd unravel any riddle
For any individ'le
In trouble or in pain

(Obama)
With the thoughts you'd be thinkin'
You could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain.

50 posted on 05/14/2013 1:10:50 PM PDT by hometoroost
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To: Apparatchik

Is he channeling the 60’s? Of course, if everoen was nice and never did anything bad, then everyone would be happier. Idiot.


51 posted on 05/14/2013 1:13:28 PM PDT by vpintheak (Occupy your Mind!)
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To: Apparatchik

Speaking of shooting... biden please quit shooting off that dumb-assed mouth of yours!

LLS


52 posted on 05/14/2013 1:14:39 PM PDT by LibLieSlayer (FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS!)
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To: Apparatchik

Well we have an administration and a justice department that are rapidly pumping out “chocolate” in response to every question they get asked.


53 posted on 05/14/2013 1:17:31 PM PDT by muir_redwoods (Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
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To: All

as soon as 2016 comes around, we won’t be seeing much of Slo Joe. The hospital won’t allow visitors.


54 posted on 05/14/2013 1:20:00 PM PDT by newnhdad (Our new motto: USA, it was fun while it lasted.)
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To: musicman
PREFECT ©

55 posted on 05/14/2013 1:24:08 PM PDT by onyx (Please Support Free Republic - Donate Monthly! If you want on Sarah Palin's Ping List, Let Me know!)
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To: Apparatchik

A kid gets suspended for chewing a pop-tart into the shape of a gun. And this idiot wants chocolate guns. Unbelievable


56 posted on 05/14/2013 1:36:14 PM PDT by ObozoMustGo2012
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To: Apparatchik

Did Biden say “If we had guns that shot chocolate, people would be safer.” or “If we had guns that shot Chocolates, people would be safer.”?


57 posted on 05/14/2013 1:39:32 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel (Have a wonderful day!)
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To: Apparatchik

If I had some whipped cream, I’d have some bologna and whipped cream.

If I had some bologna.


58 posted on 05/14/2013 1:44:24 PM PDT by ltc8k6
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To: MIchaelTArchangel

Why would anyone want to shoot chocolate?
What crime has chocolate commited?


59 posted on 05/14/2013 1:46:15 PM PDT by 1_Rain_Drop
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To: Apparatchik

60 posted on 05/14/2013 1:50:05 PM PDT by Sender (It's never too late to be who you could have been.)
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