Posted on 04/27/2013 9:40:58 AM PDT by haffast
University of Florida student Michael Joseph Silecchia was wandering around campus apartments when Gainesville police responded to a reports of a suspicious person.
When police arrived, Silecchia took his clothes off and said he was “God” and “straight,” according to The Independent Florida Alligator. The student told officers, “Don’t cut my penis off,” then changed his mind and said, “Cut my penis off,” according to the police report.
Officers say he also yelled that he had taken acid, the hallucinogenic drug LSD, though police haven't confirmed if Silecchia was under the influence at the time.
Silecchia was told several times to dress himself, but refused.. He tried to walk away from police and was physically restrained, prompting a struggle. Silecchia was wrestled to the ground, but rose up to punch a female officer in the head, according to the report.
Officers used a taser on Silecchia six times with "no effect," according to the report. Silecchia was later taken to Shands hospital at UF, where he police say he spat at a hospital employee.
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"Don't taze me bro".....I'm god. Can't you see?"
Picture of officer's weapon at link.
Old punchline: “Stand back. This one is mine.”
Methinks he may have some orientation issues.
““Don’t cut my penis off,” then changed his mind and said, “Cut my penis off,” “
I hate it when that happens.
“Officers used a taser on Silecchia six times with “no effect,” according to the report.”
Interesting. Maybe acid so scrambles the electrical impulses of pain receptors?
People on LSD can be incredibly dangerous. They can be shot and not feel it.
They will when they come down off of it.lol
Another gift from the leftists. If it feels good....do it. What they don’t tell their mindless followers is”if the cops catch you, you are on your own”.
My school is awesome...yea UF!
I am trying hard not to be misanthropic today, and will refrain from commenting.
Waiting for the few FR drug supporters running to this scum’s defense.
They should have said, “Dude, we can’t see a penis. You must have lost it.”
I think the drug will be “bath salts” as every person who has been arrested due to bath salts, was naked.
Yuranians? was the answer from one of the dopers when asked about Iran. Lol.
Lemme guess who they voted for.... if they could figure out how to tie their shoes and put their clothes on and make it to the polling place... and didn’t get sidetracked or lost on the way. Lol.
“I think the drug will be “bath salts” as every person who has been arrested due to bath salts, was naked.”
I’m not so sure. Afterall, he wasn’t eating anybody.
Indeed...
Turn on, tune in, cut it off.
Wait..what?
You'd think "G-d" would be able to make up his mind.
[Thanks for the link, Gefn!]
For once a registered democrat makes a productive suggestion. Anyone have a dull blade?
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