Why Did This Act Of Terrorism Occur? MEDIA COPY GUIDE

Free Republic Original Content | 4/15/2013 | By Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

Predictably, the American Pravda Press immediately began conjecturing that the tragic terrorist act in Boston, at the Marathon, was possibly caused by 'right wing extremists'.

Quoted Peter Bergen: ""One of the things that I'd be looking at, once the device, if it is a device, is found, what kind of explosives were used. If it, for instance, if it was hydrogen peroxide, sort of a signature of al Qaeda. If it was more conventional explosives, which are much harder to get hold of now, it might be some other kind of right wing extremists..."We've also seen other extremist groups, right wing groups, attacking, for instance, trying to attack the Martin Luther King parade."

On other parts of the web, liberal whackadoodles were trying to pin this, not on the three suspects in custody, but Sarah Palin, saying:

I consider myself a helpful fellow. So in that spirit, I offer MSNBC, CBS, ABC, and CNN the following blame assignment list:

The causes of this terrorist attack are, as follows.....

1. Racism.
2. White entitlement.
3. Christianity.
4. Gun ownership.
5. Cigarette sales.
6. Global warming.
7. Clearcutting of forests.
8. The BP Oil Spill.
9. George W. Bush.
10. Sarah Palin.
11. Racism.
12. Tea Partiers.
13. Tea Party Racism.
14. SEQUESTRATION!
15. The failure to embrace 'undocumented workers'.
16. The failure to reach out to Islam.
17. Racism.
18. Attempts to create a Mexican border fence.
19. Mitch McConnell’s stubbornness.
20. The NRA.
21. Pro-US sentiments.
22. John Boehner.
23. False accusations of Democrat voter fraud.
24. Birthers.
25. Racism.
26. Wayne LaPierre.
27. Keystone Pipeline.
28. Big Gulp Sodas.
29. Slavery prior to the American Civil War.
30. Fracking.
31. Non-union workplaces and Right to Work states.
32. Homophobia.
33. Hostility to Native Americans.
34. The Bible.
35. CO².
36. Slow implementation of Obamacare.
37. Republicans not caring about the unemployed.
38. Gold bugs and Preppers.
39. High capacity magazines.
40. SEQUESTRATION!
41. Violence against women.
42. Rejection of Sharia law.
43. Failing to make loans available to minorities.
44. Racism.
45. SEQUESTRATION!
46. Guns.
47. Unregulated internet.
48. Free Republic.
49. Racism.
50. People who mocked Liberals who said rape would be preventable with whistles, and vomiting and urinating on yourself.
51. Opposition to post-birth abortion.

There you are, my media propaganda friends. Fifty one fresh, crispy ways to blame the right for the actions of terrorists, who will undoubtably actually turn out to be Islamic extremists.

[Lazamataz]

You are the 188^th Satisfied Customer!™

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[Lazamataz]

Covered. :)

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

Least I can do for you and your fine work is to return the favor, at least as long as my gov-subsidized solar-powered fun factory is humming along!

[Kickass Conservative]

Rush was off today. Quite the coincidence, don’t you agree?

I wonder what he was doing? Is EIB One on the Tarmac at Logan Airport?

Inquiring minds want to know...

LOL

[randita]

Flushing the Koran down the toilet.

Taking photos of Muslims with panties on their heads.

[The_Sword_of_Groo]

I’d like to submit Gitmo (Bush) to the list. Clearly a reason for terrorism. Not to be confused with Gitmo(barry) which we all know generates Skittles and Unicorn farts.

[Disambiguator]

I have covered High Capacity Magazines, unless your intent was to specify the elusive ‘30 round clip’.

Behold, a high capacity Banana Clip.

Following liberal "logic," a.k.a. "guilt by association,"

if "clips" are shaped like bananas, they must be bananas;

therefore bananas are bad and promote violence;

Harry Belafonte sang a song about bananas;

thus, the Boston Marathon bombing can be laid at the feet of Harry Belafonte.

[squarebarb]

Laz you are da man.

[Veto!]

52. Failure to appease the North Koreans

[BykrBayb]

Displaced polar bears.
The dwindling tiger population.
Haterz.

[Lazamataz]

Laz you are da man.

Close. I am A man. :)

[Lazamataz]

Well played.

[Lazamataz]

Of course!

[BlueDragon]

Day-O

like, too loud, man

[lyby]

Did they just say you don’t know squawt, Laz?
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Laz does not squawt!!! (Please tell me it’s not true!)

[BlueDragon]

Bacon wrapped smokies

[Revolting cat!]

George Zimmerman.

[Revolting cat!]

Richard Jewell.

[Revolting cat!]

Holocaust denial.