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Heh heh heh.

The Shotgun Joe method.

Good for her.

1 posted on 04/03/2013 11:56:26 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: Responsibility2nd

Uncle Joe’s candid advice would get Suzie Q Public three to five.


2 posted on 04/03/2013 11:59:10 AM PDT by blackdog (There is no such thing as healing, only a balance between destructive and constructive forces.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

The Oscar Pistorius/Joe Biden School of Tactics has another brilliant graduate.


3 posted on 04/03/2013 11:59:42 AM PDT by TurboZamboni (Marx smelled bad & lived with his parents most his life.)
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To: Responsibility2nd; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows

I thought the pen was supposed to be mightier than the sword.


4 posted on 04/03/2013 11:59:44 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Responsibility2nd

She should write a poem about this.

I know why the caged bird sings and I know that if you touch my doorknob, I’ll blow your ass to kingdom come.


5 posted on 04/03/2013 12:00:04 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Responsibility2nd
And somebody actually turned the knob. So I said, "Stand four feet back because I'm going to shoot now!" Boom! Boom! The police came by and said, "Ms. Angelou, the shots came from inside the house." I said, "Well, I don't know how that happened."

So she lied to the police and now admits it?

6 posted on 04/03/2013 12:00:53 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Responsibility2nd

I can guarantee you she’s a full fledged Obama backing commie and a gun grabber. She can have one, we can’t.


8 posted on 04/03/2013 12:01:22 PM PDT by albie (s)
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To: Responsibility2nd
The knob turns slowly
Stand back I be shootin' now
Guns for me, not thee.
10 posted on 04/03/2013 12:04:23 PM PDT by IYAS9YAS
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To: Responsibility2nd
I said, "Well, I don't know how that happened."

we do

17 posted on 04/03/2013 12:15:42 PM PDT by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Responsibility2nd

Actually I would cheer her on if she had taken the time to identify her target before just squeezing off a few shots at someone through a door.


19 posted on 04/03/2013 12:20:18 PM PDT by History Repeats (sic transit gloria mundi)
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To: Responsibility2nd

“The Shotgun Joe method.”

Yup. A proud graduate of the Joe Biden School of Home Defense and the Bill KKKlinton school of lying.


20 posted on 04/03/2013 12:23:21 PM PDT by Brooklyn Attitude (Obama being re-elected is the political equivalent of OJ being found not guilty.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

I know why the caged bird packs heat.


21 posted on 04/03/2013 12:29:32 PM PDT by struggle (http://killthegovernment.wordpress.com/)
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To: Responsibility2nd

I would hate to be a UPS or FedEx guy delivering her some manucripts or such.


22 posted on 04/03/2013 12:30:54 PM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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To: Responsibility2nd

Since she’s shooting through the door, what good would it do for the perp to stand four feet back? He’d still get hit. Makes you wonder if these liberal idjits even have the first clue about what guns do.

Not a good idea... just shooting blindly through a door. That’s a good way to kill somebody you actually like. It’s also true that with a door in between it’s hard to argue that there was actually a grave and imminent danger, yet.


27 posted on 04/03/2013 12:40:29 PM PDT by Ramius (Personally, I give us one chance in three. More tea anyone?)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Kind of reminiscent of another Black activist/author/anti gun advocate, who had he lived would probably made these present day ‘Journalists’ seem like children in the adoration of BO.
“If you have a gun you should go to jail- period.”

I am referring to Carl Rowan, who - way back when - wanted to disarm the world.

Seems like one night in 1988 some young lad and a friend or two climbed the fence to his property and went for a midnight swim in his pool.
Seems like Carl got his HANDGUN and shot the kid. Fact that the kid was White really didn’t matter - We ‘know’ Carl didn’t live in ‘THAT’(other) neighborhood.
His son was a former FBI agent and gave him the gun for protection.
ABSOLUTELY nothing wrong with that, just hypocritical as hell.


30 posted on 04/03/2013 12:46:01 PM PDT by xrmusn (6/98 --I turn 75 next year- but remember, that's only 24 Celsius. (TKS R. Reagan))
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To: Responsibility2nd

What a lovely poem...

I was in my house in North Carolina.
It was fall.
I heard someone walking on the leaves.
And somebody actually turned the knob.
So I said...
“Stand four feet back because I’m going to shoot now!”
Boom! Boom!
The police came by and said...
“Ms. Angelou, the shots came from inside the house.”
I said...
“Well, I don’t know how that happened.”

The end.


36 posted on 04/03/2013 1:19:31 PM PDT by moovova
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To: Responsibility2nd
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
You touch my doorknob
And I'ma blow yer sorry butt to hell, and oh by the way free verse doesn't have to use rhyme or meter."
39 posted on 04/03/2013 1:25:41 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Responsibility2nd

Poetic Justice


42 posted on 04/03/2013 1:31:53 PM PDT by bunkerhill7 ("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Kathleen A. Marchione.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

My Life had stood - a Loaded Gun –
In Corners – till a Day
The Owner passed – identified –
And carried Me away –

And now We roam in Sovreign Woods –
And now We hunt the Doe –
And every time I speak for Him
The Mountains straight reply –

And do I smile, such cordial light
Opon the Valley glow –
It is as a Vesuvian face
Had let it’s pleasure through –

And when at Night – Our good Day done –
I guard My Master’s Head –
‘Tis better than the Eider Duck’s
Deep Pillow – to have shared –

To foe of His – I’m deadly foe –
None stir the second time –
On whom I lay a Yellow Eye –
Or an emphatic Thumb –

Though I than He – may longer live
He longer must – than I –
For I have but the power to kill,
Without – the power to die –

...Emily Dickinson....


43 posted on 04/03/2013 1:35:25 PM PDT by onedoug
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To: Responsibility2nd

Why didn’t she just vomit on the door ???


47 posted on 04/03/2013 2:47:35 PM PDT by whodathunkit
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To: Responsibility2nd

You know she had to take a poetshot through the door.

She wrote a poem called “A brave and startling truth.”

” When we come to it
When we let the rifles fall from our shoulders...Who reach daily for the bomb, the blade and the dagger “

Well I say she just contradicted herself by using a firearm.


49 posted on 04/03/2013 8:10:31 PM PDT by Redcitizen (.)
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