[dead]

The state is on lockdown while the investigation continues.

[skeeter]

Its. not. satire...

[Doogle]

"..???..and what was da prevert doing in the woods at 8AM?"

[Sacajaweau]

Was it an automatic bb gun with a 20 round clip??

[slumber1]

Good grief! We’ve become a nation of pansies

[Gay State Conservative]

BB guns are certainly something you'd want to keep away from kids.But it seems that the school basically requested a SWAT team and the police sent one.Good God...it's a good thing that it wasn't a lunchbox filled with trans fats that was found.

[bubbacluck]

If it keeps one eye from being put out...!

[lurk]

We are officially a nation of glue-brained scaredy-cats. Such a fast turnaround from WW2, when bravery was normal.

[xrmusn]

Common sense tells me this is Satire.
Reality tells me it probably isn’t.

We know that the person meant business because there was a back pack with a couple hundred thousand - give or take - BB’s .. Officials are continuing to try and count them BUT if you ever counted BB’s you know the task at hand.
“Golllllleeee” Commented Dep Sheriff Gomer Pyle.
Dep Barney FIFE opined he knows “the feller is up to no good. Sheriff Anj and I both know that all that is necessary is ONE BB at a time and that one should be in your shirt pocket”.

Did they ship the BB Gun off to Quantico to get the DNA?
Is it considered an Assault Weapon?
Was it loaded?
How large was the magazine?
DO YOU REALIZE SOMEONE MAY PUT YOUR/THEIR EYE OUT?
Was some guy named Red Ryder involved?
Was there a girl named Daisy involved?

[Noamie]

Oh, my Gawd, the humanity.

Did you know a BB gun has a clip that holds, like 200 rounds????????

I can only wonder how many green, plastic army men the sniper was planning to kill.....

[camle]

if you find a gun lying around, don’t touch it. get someone to call it in, keep people away, adn don’t move it.

[GreatMan]

Ralphie?

[unixfox]

This is what qualifies as “News”

[BCW]

Some liberal wanting to stir the pot some more — it was a plant and probe operation by the left to emotions going again...

[Tenacious 1]

The bb gun was not loaded and police have not identified its owner, according to Ridgewood Police Chief John Ward.

Wow! I wonder if the serial numbers were filed off or if they found a cache of unspent ammunition near by. Fingerprints and ballistics should get their investigation going.

[clamper1797]

Oooooooo. A deadly BB gun. Fallout the swat team

[Aglooka]

The gun control crowd wants BB-guns classified as firearms.

I’m not kidding. It’s on the VPC website.

(Yes, they really are coming for your single-shot, bolt action hunting rifle.)

[Iron Munro]

FBI Special Agents are rushing to the scene.

[KarlInOhio]

. He alertly confiscated the toy gun and stored it for safe keeping until an officer arrived and removed it,

Thus contaminating the crime scene and destroying the chain of evidence. We'll probably never be able to catch the perpetrator.

[MissTed]

Thank God it wasn’t a loaded water pistol!! *whew*

[Jeff Chandler]

Assault Rifle