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Thank God it wasn’t a loaded water pistol!! *whew*


23 posted on 02/27/2013 10:34:43 AM PST by MissTed ( Private Tagline - Do Not Read!)
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We need to have a conservative day of absurdity. We should pick a day, and dump a few boxes of cap guns and nerf guns in every elementary school playground in the country. As every law enforcement officer in the country will be at every school, we will be free to do drag race on main street. Actually, an enterprising bank robber can use this distraction technique to tie up every fed and state law enforcer in the county.


32 posted on 02/27/2013 10:43:46 AM PST by dsrtsage (One half of all people have below average IQ. In the US the number is 54%)
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We need to have a conservative day of absurdity. We should pick a day, and dump a few boxes of cap guns and nerf guns in every elementary school playground in the country. As every law enforcement officer in the country will be at every school, we will be free to do drag race on main street. Actually, an enterprising bank robber can use this distraction technique to tie up every fed and state law enforcer in the county.


34 posted on 02/27/2013 10:44:03 AM PST by dsrtsage (One half of all people have below average IQ. In the US the number is 54%)
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Good thing it didn’t go on a rampage through the school randomly shooting people and objects. We all know guns do that all by themselves! Even worse it could have been a semi auto nerf gun! Have u seen the size of the clips on some of those??


74 posted on 02/27/2013 12:11:49 PM PST by Mom MD (A million people attended Obamas inauguration. 14 of them actually missed work)
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