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Can't believe she is 80...and yes, she DID breakup the Beatles...even though they likely would have busted up eventually...Ego City.
1 posted on 02/18/2013 5:57:39 AM PST by SoFloFreeper
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Yoko will now lead us in her lusty rendition of ‘Happy Birthday’.


2 posted on 02/18/2013 6:01:13 AM PST by skeeter
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Can’t believe she is 80...and yes, she DID breakup the Beatles, as well as the Lennon family.


3 posted on 02/18/2013 6:01:13 AM PST by Daveinyork (."Trusting government with power and money is like trusting teenaged boys with whiskey and car keys,)
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I never did see what John saw in her. I guess love is blind.


4 posted on 02/18/2013 6:01:31 AM PST by duckman (I'm part of the group pulling the wagon!)
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Petula Clarke is also 80 but is even a bit older as she turns 81 later this year. “Downtown” was actually listenable as opposed to that screeching drek the Ono hag turned out. Happy birthday!


6 posted on 02/18/2013 6:04:52 AM PST by muir_redwoods (Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
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I think she "broke up the Beatles" in the sense that adding red to blue makes purple.

John was already in a different dimension and he found a woman equal to his eccentricity.

We fans think we can control and direct the lives of other human beings light years removed from OUR realities.

My only regret is ... what if John had met Jesus and became born again ?

7 posted on 02/18/2013 6:05:15 AM PST by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
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“Noise 11”. How appropriate.


8 posted on 02/18/2013 6:06:03 AM PST by Fresh Wind (The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.)
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9 posted on 02/18/2013 6:06:30 AM PST by TSgt (The right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.)
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Wow, you mean she is still alive? Boy I am getting older myself.


10 posted on 02/18/2013 6:06:54 AM PST by Biggirl ("Jesus talked to us as individuals"-Jim Vicevich/Thanks JimV!)
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What singing talent did she ever have?


12 posted on 02/18/2013 6:09:52 AM PST by backwoods-engineer ("Remember: Evil exists because good men don't kill the gov officials committing it." -- K. Hoffmann)
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Sumbitch! We’re getting old! So, John was a cougar hunter and Yoko was a cougar...before there were cougars. He’d be 72, if we hadn’t of lost him so young!


17 posted on 02/18/2013 6:19:20 AM PST by Road Warrior ‘04 (Molon Labe! (Oathkeeper))
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Dennis Leary put it best:

“What kind of country is this, where John Lennon gets six bullets in the chest, and Yoko is standing right next to him and not one f-——g bullet? Explain that to me.”


20 posted on 02/18/2013 6:35:20 AM PST by dfwgator
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I can't believe this is her at 79! Is this retouched? YOKO @ 79
21 posted on 02/18/2013 6:45:17 AM PST by Fawn (In a World of Information, Ignorance is a Choice.)
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Yoko Ono Turns 80

How could anyone tell?

She has looked 90 years old since the 1960's.


24 posted on 02/18/2013 7:05:37 AM PST by Iron Munro (I miss America, don't you?)
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So Yoko Ono and Linda McCartney were captured by cannibals in the jungle. Just before they are about to become dinner, the tribe’s chief asks if they have any final requests before they go into the kettle.

Yoko says, “I just want to sing one last time.

The chief then turns to Linda, who without hesitation says, “Kill me first.”


25 posted on 02/18/2013 7:10:14 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'll stop being a cynic when the world stops giving me reasons to be cynical.)
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Can't believe she is 80

And I'm sure she looks just as good naked now as she did then...


26 posted on 02/18/2013 7:17:04 AM PST by Buckeye McFrog
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Please, no photos!


27 posted on 02/18/2013 7:18:50 AM PST by Minutemen ("It's a Religion of Peace")
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She not only has an angelic singing voice but she is also a talented clothing designer.


28 posted on 02/18/2013 7:27:02 AM PST by submarinerswife (Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, while expecting different results~Einstein)
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Happy Birthday, ya scrawny screechy ole commie witch!


29 posted on 02/18/2013 7:32:36 AM PST by bigbob
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Why has no one poster the joke?

Why is Yoko Alono like a spider?

They both can live off dead Beetles!!!
Thanks I’ll be here all week


30 posted on 02/18/2013 7:33:22 AM PST by shoff (Vote Democratic it beats thinking!)
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I was wondering why everything in the northeast was closed today...


31 posted on 02/18/2013 7:38:40 AM PST by who knows what evil? (G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
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