[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

So Yoko Ono and Linda McCartney were captured by cannibals in the jungle. Just before they are about to become dinner, the tribe’s chief asks if they have any final requests before they go into the kettle.

Yoko says, “I just want to sing one last time.

The chief then turns to Linda, who without hesitation says, “Kill me first.”

[skinkinthegrass]

duckman:I never did see what John saw in her.
I guess love is blind.
MomofMarine:...and deaf! And let's not forget DUMB!

the tribe’s chief asks if they have any final requests before they go into the kettle.
Yoko says, “I just want to sing one last time.
The chief then turns to Linda, who without hesitation says,“Kill me first.”

*SNICKERING*...