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1 posted on 02/12/2013 11:51:09 AM PST by Para-Ord.45
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To: Para-Ord.45; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows

IBTJ (In Before The Jokers!)


2 posted on 02/12/2013 11:53:19 AM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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IBPGU (In Before Prayers Going Up!)


3 posted on 02/12/2013 11:54:20 AM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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I am shocked that they couldn’t defibrillate him. ping


4 posted on 02/12/2013 11:55:00 AM PST by Clay Moore (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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At least they aren’t guilty of false advertising.


5 posted on 02/12/2013 11:55:41 AM PST by ZX12R
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That ought to increase the pulse of their business.


6 posted on 02/12/2013 11:57:45 AM PST by Zuben Elgenubi
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He lived a very full life...

That he certainly did.

8 posted on 02/12/2013 11:58:42 AM PST by re_nortex
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Sad, but funny, and I am sure, damned great for business!


9 posted on 02/12/2013 11:59:53 AM PST by CodeToad (Liberals are bloodsucking ticks. We need to light the matchstick to burn them off.)
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Irony can be so ironic.


10 posted on 02/12/2013 12:01:41 PM PST by andy58-in-nh (Cogito, ergo armatum sum.)
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didn’t the founder die last year?


11 posted on 02/12/2013 12:04:05 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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Alleman, who weighed about 180 pounds, is proof that heart attacks could happen to anyone, Basso said.

Excuse me if I get a second opinion from a real doctor, one who doesn't also talk his "world's most calorific burger".

12 posted on 02/12/2013 12:04:30 PM PST by jiggyboy (Ten percent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
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13 posted on 02/12/2013 12:05:49 PM PST by TexasCajun
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THAT scores a 10 on the Alannis Morriset Irony scale!
15 posted on 02/12/2013 12:10:22 PM PST by allmendream (Tea Party did not send GOP to D.C. to negotiate the terms of our surrender to socialism)
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Don't read the article - it'll ruin the irony.


19 posted on 02/12/2013 12:15:35 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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I am rethinking open my “Bludgeoned Slowly to Death” Grill restaurant chain.


22 posted on 02/12/2013 12:19:51 PM PST by freedumb2003 (I learned everything I needed to know about racism from Colin Powell)
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...ping....


26 posted on 02/12/2013 12:29:00 PM PST by onedoug
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Ugh... strong family history too. I have seen healthy looking folks who take care of themselves get taken out by their first heart attack too. Might as well enjoy life, mortality rate 100 percent. I think I would rather go out eating a steak than wasting away from other diseases. The first guy died of strep pneumo... lots of that going around, usually as a secondary event.


27 posted on 02/12/2013 12:30:14 PM PST by momincombatboots (Back to West by G-d Virginia.)
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Irony: The Mark of Quality Literature


30 posted on 02/12/2013 12:34:25 PM PST by Buckeye McFrog
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Police, anxious to iron out things related to this attack, and get to the heart of the matter, grilled the restaurant owner.


33 posted on 02/12/2013 12:42:20 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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At least they’ll never be accused of false advertising!

I was in Vegas a few weeks ago and saw the place. They have a scale out front and if you weigh over 350 you eat free!


37 posted on 02/12/2013 12:50:03 PM PST by 6ppc (It's torch and pitchfork time)
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What they didn’t mention was that he was doing fine, until one of the Grill’s “slutty nurse waitresses” gave him a lap dance.


38 posted on 02/12/2013 12:51:44 PM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy (Best WoT news at rantburg.com)
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