Hillary Clinton Concussed, Not Expected to Testify at Benghazi Hearings

brietbart.com ^ | 12/15/12 | Tony Lee

[ColdOne]

"she will continue to work from home next week, staying in regular contact with Department and other officials." He claimed she "is looking forward to being back in the office soon."

[ColdOne]

Then go to her house and ask the Benghazi questions.

[waredbird]

I almost lost some coffee there. Old eyes took concussed to be confessed.

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

As Dana Carvey (aka Church Lady) would say on Saturday Night Live, “How C-O-N-V-I-E-N-T.”

[Sacajaweau]

I thin she’s much sicker than they’re telling us. She went “home” is a clue.

[Gay State Conservative]

Osama Obama covering his....donkey...and the Former Twelfth Lady thinking of ‘16.Two disciples of Saul Alinsky going back to basics,”Rules For Radicals”.

[afraidfortherepublic]

All the more reason that Congress should have demanded that she testify within 2 weeks of the Benghazi slaughter.

[TheZMan]

Please. I believe she’s “injured” about as much as I believe they’re operating in our best interest.

[bert]

QUESTIONER:
Uh, well let’s get started.
[singing]
Try to remember when you were a member
Of Rose Lawfirm and worked Whitewater.

MRS. CLINTON:
[singing]
I don’t remember that big money launder.
I was, um, baking cookies for my daughter.

QUESTIONER:
But Mrs. Clinton,
[singing]
Don’t you remember that illegal tender
And your shady friend that McDougal fellow?

MRS. CLINTON:
I’m sorry,
[singing]
I can’t remember; my brain’s in a blender.
It’s Jell-o!

QUESTIONER:
Ha ha, that’s pretty good.

MRS. CLINTON:
Could we get on with this, please? I, I have to get back to my book tour.

QUESTIONER:
Okay, Mrs. Clinton, try to remember—and don’t blame your gender—
[singing]
For missing all this high corruption.

MRS. CLINTON:
Well, excuse me,
[singing]
I don’t remember—and don’t blame my gender.
I’m not just some bimbo erruption.

QUESTIONER:
Uh uh, well, no, I didn’t mean to imply that, but, but,

[singing]
Come next November your Bill the big spender
Could come to his end for this peccadillo.

MRS. CLINTON:
Well, I don’t think so, because
[singing]
I can’t remember; my brain’s in a blender.
It’s Jell-o! [”Jell-o” echoing four times]

QUESTIONER:
Uh, are you getting tired? Would you like to recess?

MRS. CLINTON:
I’m sorry, I don’t recall.

QUESTIONER:
[quickly]
Who’s president of the United States?

MRS. CLINTON:
Uh, I’m not sure I can remember that.

QUESTIONER:
This is very troubling.

MRS. CLINTON:
Well, pardon me.

QUESTIONER:
Oh, your husband could do that.

(Courtesy of Rush Limbaugh productions)

[ronnie raygun]

“Ben Ghazi” sorry I dont know this guy............who saw this coming?

[a fool in paradise]

Blue flu.

[NormsRevenge]

what a tough business big gubamint is.. no telling when your expired date is gonna come up..

shades of colby, casey, petraeus,, dealing in high level intelligence has its cost I reckun..

but she’s ok to work from bed.. how comforting.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Luckily, we can construct her testimony from past events.

"I don't recall. I don't recall. I don't recall. I don't recall. I don't recall. I don't recall. I don't recall. I don't recall. I don't recall. I don't recall. I don't recall. I don't recall. I don't recall. I don't recall. I don't recall. I don't recall. I don't recall. I don't recall. I don't recall. I don't recall. I don't recall. I don't recall. I don't recall. I don't recall. I don't recall. I don't recall. I don't recall. I don't recall. I don't recall. I don't recall. I don't recall. I don't recall. I don't recall. I don't recall. I don't recall. I don't recall. I don't recall. I don't recall. I don't recall. I don't recall. I don't recall. I don't recall."

[capt B]

As phoney as Bill.s tears

[A.A. Cunningham]

C-O-N-V-I-E-N-T

Wiccan?

How about convenient?

[unixfox]

Think for a moment, if this were you or me.

As soon as we were able we would be REQUIRED to testify.

As usual the elitists protect their own. COWARDS!

[Slings and Arrows]

Hillary's theme song.

[WilliamIII]

“Sorry, didn’t quite hear that. Are you asking about Bengay or Deep Heating?”

[blueyon]

So no one is asking the BIG question.......she can’t testify when she is better? I mean come on..........

[celtic gal]

I agree. I am not buying this either.

[Cowgirl of Justice]

Let’s see... an elderly female in her mid 60’s has a stomach virus so severely she faints- which might lead to the conclusion that she is dehydrated. Then she strikes her head while unconscious but doesn’t get admitted to the hospital?

What am I missing? Is Obamacare dictating that ‘granny needs to take a pill’ and is no longer qualified for healthcare?