Posted on 11/22/2012 5:46:41 AM PST by lowbridge
Every familys got one, at least. That hardcore conservative who makes every Thanksgiving get-together a nightmare by sounding off, unprompted, on how liberals are ruining this country with their taxing and their spending and their gay-marrying, and how back in my day blah blah blah.
Usually you just keep your head down and stare into your turkey and try not to make eye contact with anyone. Then the next morning in the shower you remember what you should have said in response.
But this years going to be different. Why? Because here at MSNBC, weve anticipated crazy Uncle Garys top talking points, and provided you with the concise, factual, snappy rebuttals you need to finally shut him up once and for all.
So without further ado, we present: MSNBCs Top 10 Comebacks For Use Against The Family Conservative
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I hope some low info lib comes at me with those “facts.” What a bunch of cherry picked, inch deep drivel. They are hanging curve balls. I especially like the ones where they suggest a topic shift when the conservative suggests that jobs will be lost. Suddenly the lib is instructed to change the topic to the socialist’s wet dream of income equality.
I don’t believe voter fraud won this for obama so they won’t have to use that argument with me. It’s a fact that the majority voted for safety nets or outright wealth transfers.
MSNBC is a propaganda organ of the Communist Party. They would be much happier in Cuba or North Korea.
Instead of referring to people on the left as ‘liberals’; we should start using ‘comrade’. It makes more sense.
WE MUST AVOID LEFTIST DRONES AT ALL SOCIAL GATHERINGS AND ELECTIVE SITUATIONS. THEY ARE THE ENEMY.
Of course, for our own survival, we must deal with Leftists if we have Leftists as customers in business situations, or as co-workers. However, we need to avoid Leftists and Leftist businesses in elective and social situations. If you feel that you must attend a social gathering with Leftist, drone relatives, make your appearance, say nothing of consequence and leave.
This is the time for redoubling our preparations. The emphasis must be to establish and build on ties with like-minded conservative friends and groups.
It’s sad looking at that map, my town in Conn used to have more cows and chickens than residents, by about 4-1. You always knew when the chicken coops or cow barns were being cleaned out—hmm, smell that Dairy Air.
Then the kids of the upper-crust, liberal suburbs discovered it and decided they loved the bucolic life. And proceeded to turn it into their upper-crust, liberal suburb. Now we have stories in the newspaper about jerks complaining to city hall that their neighbors have chickens which make too much noise.
At least a few towns still have large swaths of corn, cow pastures (dairy). Not many big chicken farms anymore though.
Compare this 15 minutes of TeleprompterLESS DYNAMITE by a fellow who passionately believes in America with the contrived, dissembling idiocy Obama regularly treats us to and you'll understand why I've become a PJTV and Bill Whittle fan.
The good news about the election is that when you finally get into see your unionized government doctor for your euthanasia shot, it will be paid for by some unknown rich atheist and approved by a death panel in a far distant city. Best of all there will be no remorse from anyone.
yeah, you are right
They are nervous.
They know that if they had lost theyd still be having a group hissy fit.
Our command of confidence in the countrys future and our allowance that voter fraud, though present, need simply to be overcome by greater numbers and Obama like knowledge of the Electoral map.
We have God, better looking people, more successful/self reliant people, the good part of the military, Biblical truth, Reagan and his success, the love and care of children, families and above just about all, anti abortion on our side.
They know it. And thats all prior to the economic frazzle were about to encounter which no one in the media is going to be able just not able to blame on anyone but Obama.
Oh, yeah, we have Boehner on our side. Never mind.
Then, the conservative should say that the actual causes of economic growth are:
1) increases in innovation
2) anticipation of changes in demand by businessmen
3) increasing technological advances
4) increasing productivity of labor
5) increasing capital accumulation
6) increasing supply of capital goods
7) increasing efficiency of production
8) increasing amount of savings and investment
9) increased ability to cut costs of production by businessmen
10) increased velocity of spending
11) increase in the money supply
12) increase in aggregate demand.
And, that raising tax rates tend to decrease saving and investment which has a negative effect on economic growth.
7. When He Says: What about Obamacare? Were trillions of dollars in debt already. Obamacare is only going to make that worse. We just cant afford it. You Say: Actually, the law includes numerous cost-saving ideas, and studies have found that itll reduce the amount we spend on health care. One authoritative study found that by 2019, well have saved $590 billion.
Then the conservative should say that according to the study, The law also begins to change how providers are paid and care is delivered, so that they are rewarded not for the volume of services they provide but for the value they offer.
So they are going to save money by enslaving doctors.
Ahem. You are assuming there will be doctors.
No. No one will sign up for this.
http://rogerpielkejr.blogspot.com/2012/03/handy-bullshit-button-on-disasters-and.html
Even the wacko IPCC admits not relationship
Lighten up, Francis.
...but...but...I thought MSNBC was supposed to be neutral and unbiased? Who knew?
notice how those EBT welfare areas are either where many illegals are and where the elft has their base and have money.
MA, CA, RI, NY, etc
true and we have the facts on our side and how the laat 4 years has got worse not better even though they try and claim there is workl to do and it has got better
BRILLIANT.
WE should stand up and call them out on their lies.
Even obama’s campaign was built on attacking Romney not the last 4 years.
Good for you.
Personally I can;t even be around a liberal any more, they’;re the biggest idiots and the dumbest voters in our history.
I’ve raised my kids to be conservative and my wife is too.
We’ll be sitting down soon having a nice meal , saying prayers and being thankful.
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