Posted on 11/12/2012 5:37:32 PM PST by Argus
John Kerry as Secretary of Defense. Susan Rice as Secretary of State. How much loonier can it get? Who says Obama has no sense of humor? Here's your chance to weigh in, FReepers. Post your own nominees for the New And Improved Obama 2013 Cabinet here. I'll get the ball rolling:
Secretary of Health, Education and Welfare: Michael Moore
CIA Director: Van Jones
Secretary of the Treasury: Jon Corzine
et cetera. Have at it, comrades!
Attorney General Kamala Harris.
That's quite clever. (Scary-clever)
Did you originate Secretary of Re-education ? It's truly excellent (and scary).
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Kanye West, HUD
Lindsay Lohan, Dept of Transportation
and Jackie Mason, press sec’y
Chris Matthews = press secretary
Bill Ayers = DHS
Rev Wright = spiritual advisor
Oprah = UN secretary
Martha Stewart = sec of interior
Ahmadinijad = sec of defense
Al Gore = head of EPA
Hitlary = supreme court
Feel free to add to the circus
Zooey for Sec of State. Couldn’t do any worse politically and a helluva lot more fun to look at. I bet she’d get bipartisan support.
Secretary of Defense: Medea Benjamin
Dennis Kucinich, Secretary of Defense.
Bill Ayres Secretary of State.
Jeremiah Wright Secretary of Defense.
Maxine Waters Attorney General
Al Sharpton Secretary of Education.
The Wookie —Surgeon General.
Nightmare
Surgeon General - Cecile Richards
Secretary of Defense - Michael Moore
Attorney General - Roseanne Barr
DHS - John Kerry
Secretary of Treadury - John Corzine
Secretary of state - Nancy Pelosi
Vice President - Joe Biden
Secretary of State Louis Farrakhan
Jane Fonda - Secretary of Veterans Affairs
Michael Moore - Healthy Foods Czar
Michael Mann - Chief Science Officer
Tingles - Minister of Propaganda
Secretary of Defense: Cindy Sheehan
Head of FEMA: Ray Nagin
Secretary of Energy - Frank Lautenberg
(Plastic) Surgeon General: Nancy Pelosi
Death Panel Czar over white people - Van Jones.
One bright outcome from the election is that a Democrat will likely be picked as the new ambassador to Libya.
Dennis Kucinich, Secretary of Peace and Reparations
Jane Fonda, Ambassador to Iran
Van Jones, Secretary of Business
Michael Moore, Coordinator of Information
Fauxcahontis in ANY position.
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