Tom Cruise could be set to leave Church of Scientology in bid to win back Katie Holmes

DAILY MAIL ^ | 10/14 | DAILY MAIL

[RummyChick]

He's one of the most high profile supporters of controversial religion Scientology, but A-lister Tom Cruise could be leaving the church in a bid to win back his ex-wife.

[RummyChick]

I couldn't read any further because I almost bust a gut laughing

Instead I went to Suri's Burn book

http://surisburnbook.tumblr.com/ "

Brad Pitt shilling for Chanel No. 5 is like … Honey Boo Boo becoming the face of Hermès.

If Chanel really wanted Brad Pitt, they should’ve changed their classic scent to include a heavy smell of burlap bag with beef jerky afternotes."

[Para-Ord.45]

South Park: Tom Cruise Won’t Come Out of the Closet

http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/38572/detail/

[tumblindice]

She muh-muh-muh-makes me happy.

[stephenjohnbanker]

I hope Scientology takes all of Tom’s money.

[svcw]

To the headline: laughing......never going to happen.

[Sacajaweau]

The guy’s a twit. Run Katie Run!!

[Hegemony Cricket]

But eventually there will be a tearful scene with Cruise crying out to the CoS, “Why can”t I quit you????”

[GunRunner]

Good for him. That would kill the cult if they lost their number 1.

[isthisnickcool]

I couldn't read any further because I almost bust a gut laughing

LOL! I just saw the Brad Pitt Chanel ad. It was hilarious! I mean really dude, you need $$$ that badly?

As far as Tom Cruise goes he and Brad have something in common. They were both house boys at the super gay David Geffens house back in the day. Brad though, unlike Cruise, was not one for bending over or kneeling if you get my drift. Pitt is straight.

Katie Holmes had a 5 year contract to pretend to be wifey to Cruise. Times up. Soon Cruise will grow another chick beard. I do have to give him props for hanging his a$$ off the side of that building during the last mission impossible movie. That made me cringe.

[lightman]

Isn’t trying to leave Scientology like trying to leave Islam....you might lose your head in the process?

[AmusedBystander]

Katie’s probably still trying to digest that John Travolta thing that Tom confessed to.

[tet68]

If he did leave, it would probably be the smartest
thing he ever did.

[Venturer]

I don’t believe Katie is that stupid, but I could be wrong she did marry him.

[Darren McCarty]

Tom Cruise is such a good actor he fools people by pretending to be an actor.

"That's right ice...man. I am dangerous" LOL

[jakerobins]

LOL!

[RummyChick]

Tom is creating a problem within Scientology.

They have a disconnection policy. So if Tom doesn't have to disconnect from Suri, then why do they have to disconnect from their families.


I negotiated with Tokyo while simultaneously wearing five different shades of pink at once. Perfectly.
Katie’s big project of the day was that poncho. http://surisburnbook.tumblr.com/page/3

[Nifster]

I loved that episode

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Tom Cruise could be set to leave Church of Scientology in bid to win back Katie Holmes

That's exactly the way the tabloids do it.

There's the story which may or may not be true.

Then there's the "Tearful Tom Resolves to Win Katie Back" story, which probably isn't true, but which allows the paper fill pages by rehashing the original story.

"Tearful Hillary" was always laying down ultimatums for Bill, long after real Hillary had ceased to care.

[verum ago]

Isn’t trying to leave Scientology like trying to leave Islam....you might lose your head in the process?

More or less. The Church of Scientology's Goon Corps is pretty effective, elusive, and professional.

If he really does leave 'em, he'd better invest in some serious personal protection.

[Sirius Lee]

Cruise is another guy OJ should kill as a public service.