Obama Prepares Three Speeches Ahead of Health-Care Ruling

The Wall Street Journal ^ | June 27, 2012 | Carol E. Lee

[tbw2]

Or pass a version of Obamacare by edict when it failed by the vote?

[TKeith]

I’ve prepared three responses to answer BO’s three possible speeches: (1) Go away! (2) Shut up! (3) Stuff it, will ya?

[Bullish]

Wow! I LOVE THAT!

It gives me a warm fuzzy feeling all inside and a delightful thrill up my leg.

[Coyote Choir]

Here is my bet: Obama will take the opportunity to address the nation on national tv, whatever the decision of the Supreme Court might be. How can he not? He may be asking himself that very question this minute. - And the decision just means for all of us a next phase, a next battle regarding health care, no matter who celebrates a victory tomorrow. Personally, I expect we will get a muddle out of tomorrow’s ruling and not a clear statement by the Court, but I am the opposite of a legal expert.

[DCBryan1]

I found all three speech outlines on an unsecured WH router!:

1). Bush's fault!
2) Bush's fault!
3) Bush'sfault!

[Mountain Mary]

and “let me be perfectly clear”.

[Windflier]

Wow! I LOVE THAT!

I'm pretty sure the caption referred to his resignation from the US Senate, but it still makes me feel good to see it.

[<1/1,000,000th%]

That kid found the time to write 3 speeches for Obama in between playing the beta version of DOTA 2?

[Caipirabob]

Each speech has it's own special theme. Here are the three of them for each possible ruling scenario:

1) Racism

2) Racism

3) Racism

They are ready for anything!

[Secret Agent Man]

Personally I believe Jay Carney will be relieved when Obama loses re-election. He’ll finally be able to see the light at the end of the lying tunnel.

[ntnychik]

He’s spending implementation money as fast as he can. My area just got 24 million to get our health systems set up the way they want, which probably means no extreme treatment ( food and water) when I need it.

[onemiddleamerican]

Wouldn’t it be a hoot, in the short hour between the release of the decision and his blatherfest, the wrong speech got loaded into TOTUS?

Haha! I was thinking the same thing.

Let's hope and pray that he has a lot to be angry about tomorrow. He is showing his ass an awful lot in the past month or so, and that's bound to turn off fence-sitting voters.

[EDINVA]

“The third speech, for if the court upholds the entire law, is more celebratory, ...”

Pssssssst ...Don’t tell John Boehner he’s planning to spike the ball if his law stands (which, God willing, it won’t!)

[Jeff Chandler]

In all three speeches, the most common words will be “I”, “my”, “me” and “fair”.

"Now the Republicans would like to see Americans who don't have health insurance, especially little black children of gay Mexican immigrants, thrown into overflowing septic tanks, covered head-to-toe with angry killer bees, and have their earlobes split right down the middle with a dull chopstick. I reject that point of view..."

[djf]

T-10 hours and counting...

[Terry Mross]

It would be funny as hell if the wrong speech got loaded into the teleprompter.

[Seizethecarp]

My bet is Barry has only one speech prepared because he was tipped off back in March, probably by a Kagan clerk DNC operative as to what the ruling would be.

[Sacajaweau]

My bet is that there will be no speech.

[BigEdLB]

Speech if the Obamacare goes down from Emperor Ramases Barack I:

My fellow Americans, and Kenyans... I have issued a decree for the arrest of The Gay Chief Justice, The traitorous Kennedy, The man who disrespected me at the State of the union, Alito, the inauthentic brother, Thomas, and most of all that nasty madman, Scalia, who I have a score to settle with many times over. So let it be written, so let it be done.

[Ezekiel]

Pharaobama doesn’t like to be dissed, so if he can’t gloat over a victory, he will oppress the People all the more.