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Man accused of assaulting girlfriend with wasabi (soaked designer jeans)
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| 6-2012
Posted on 06/13/2012 9:04:04 AM PDT by doug from upland
BARNSTABLE, Mass. A Barnstable man has been charged with assault for allegedly hitting his girlfriend in the face with a pair of designer jeans he had doused in wasabi sauce.
.....charges including domestic assault and battery and assault and battery with a dangerous weapon for allegedly attacking his girlfriend because she had received a text message from another man as they drove home from a bar.
.....he doused the woman's $200 jeans in the pungent Japanese sauce and threw them outside.
...she went to his home to recover the jeans, he allegedly struck her in the face with them, getting sauce in her eyes, then poured more sauce in her car.
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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: designerjeans; wasabi
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To: doug from upland
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posted on
06/13/2012 9:08:50 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1240 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama is not a Big Brother [he's a Big Sissy...])
To: doug from upland
Who has that much wasabi sauce lying around?
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posted on
06/13/2012 9:09:18 AM PDT
by
HIDEK6
To: doug from upland; Slings and Arrows; JoeProBono; Salamander; humblegunner
He should have read the manual.
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posted on
06/13/2012 9:15:21 AM PDT
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: doug from upland
charges including domestic assault and battery and assault and battery with a dangerous weaponTime to outlaw pants. (Or more seriously - really, pants are a dangerous weapon?)
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posted on
06/13/2012 9:17:50 AM PDT
by
mykroar
(October race riots bring November martial law.)
To: doug from upland
Sign in local Chinese restaurant condiment bar:
CAUTION!
WASABI IS NOT GUACAMOLE!...........
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posted on
06/13/2012 9:18:57 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Think logically. Act normally.................)
To: mykroar
Maybe they need a 30 day waiting periodfor anyone buying designer jeans...
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posted on
06/13/2012 9:20:40 AM PDT
by
zwerni
(this isn't gonna be good for business)
To: HIDEK6
"Who has that much wasabi sauce lying around?"
I do. (Currently three tubes of prepared, plus an extra strength in a jar and lots of raw powder, along with at least five other types of mustard and horseradish, singly and in combination. We like mustard and horseradish a lot here.)
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posted on
06/13/2012 9:20:50 AM PDT
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: shibumi
We have the powder, two jars of horseradish, usually at least two types of mustard, cayenne pepper, about six types of hot sauce and a jar of sliced jalapenos. I love wasabi.
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posted on
06/13/2012 9:26:42 AM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: doug from upland
American Wasabi: fresh horseradish (dyed green)
...real (Japanese) Wasibi (the root/grounded);
is uncommon / expensive.
a real (breath deeply) experience.
*tearing*
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posted on
06/13/2012 9:33:01 AM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(WA DC E$tabli$hment; DNC/RNC/Unionists...Brazilian saying: "$@me Old $hit; different flie$". :^)
To: doug from upland
I guess that I’ll now need to produce ID to purchase wasabi. When wasabi is outlawed, only outlaws will have wasabi?
To: doug from upland
To: doug from upland
I’ll give him points for creativity. Not much else.
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posted on
06/13/2012 9:49:53 AM PDT
by
OrangeHoof
(Our economy won't heal until one particular black man is unemployed.)
To: doug from upland
Wearing those pants Commando Style could give you a case of the Burning Love.
To: Red Badger
*** CAUTION!
WASABI IS NOT GUACAMOLE!...........***
That's a mistake you wouldn't make twice!
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posted on
06/13/2012 11:16:41 AM PDT
by
TigersEye
(Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
To: shibumi
Your tagline makes more sense in light of that post. ;^)
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posted on
06/13/2012 11:18:32 AM PDT
by
TigersEye
(Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
To: humblegunner
“Whacked her with wasabi!”
Did she get it in her eye? Ohh, that would hurt!
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posted on
06/13/2012 11:20:14 AM PDT
by
cameraeye
(A happy kaffir!)
To: TigersEye
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posted on
06/13/2012 11:30:16 AM PDT
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: shibumi
LOL I always knew muppets were evil!
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posted on
06/13/2012 11:36:29 AM PDT
by
TigersEye
(Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
To: doug from upland; TigersEye
The Perp -
(Could not find the name or a picture of the victim.)
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posted on
06/13/2012 11:42:47 AM PDT
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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