Man accused of assaulting girlfriend with wasabi (soaked designer jeans)

ny daily news ^ | 6-2012

[doug from upland]

BARNSTABLE, Mass. — A Barnstable man has been charged with assault for allegedly hitting his girlfriend in the face with a pair of designer jeans he had doused in wasabi sauce.

.....charges including domestic assault and battery and assault and battery with a dangerous weapon for allegedly attacking his girlfriend because she had received a text message from another man as they drove home from a bar.

.....he doused the woman's $200 jeans in the pungent Japanese sauce and threw them outside.

...she went to his home to recover the jeans, he allegedly struck her in the face with them, getting sauce in her eyes, then poured more sauce in her car.

[null and void]

Hot pants?

[HIDEK6]

Who has that much wasabi sauce lying around?

[shibumi]

He should have read the manual.

[mykroar]

charges including domestic assault and battery and assault and battery with a dangerous weapon

Time to outlaw pants. (Or more seriously - really, pants are a dangerous weapon?)

[Red Badger]

Sign in local Chinese restaurant condiment bar:

CAUTION!
WASABI IS NOT GUACAMOLE!...........

[zwerni]

Maybe they need a 30 day waiting periodfor anyone buying designer jeans...

[shibumi]

"Who has that much wasabi sauce lying around?"

I do. (Currently three tubes of prepared, plus an extra strength in a jar and lots of raw powder, along with at least five other types of mustard and horseradish, singly and in combination. We like mustard and horseradish a lot here.)

[trisham]

We have the powder, two jars of horseradish, usually at least two types of mustard, cayenne pepper, about six types of hot sauce and a jar of sliced jalapenos. I love wasabi.

[skinkinthegrass]

American Wasabi: fresh horseradish (dyed green)
...real (Japanese) Wasibi (the root/grounded);
is uncommon / expensive.
a real (breath deeply) experience.
*tearing*

[Freestate316]

I guess that I’ll now need to produce ID to purchase wasabi. When wasabi is outlawed, only outlaws will have wasabi?

[humblegunner]

Whacked her with wasabi!

[OrangeHoof]

I’ll give him points for creativity. Not much else.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Wearing those pants Commando Style could give you a case of the Burning Love.

[TigersEye]

*** CAUTION!
WASABI IS NOT GUACAMOLE!...........***

That's a mistake you wouldn't make twice!

[TigersEye]

Your tagline makes more sense in light of that post. ;^)

[cameraeye]

“Whacked her with wasabi!”

Did she get it in her eye? Ohh, that would hurt!

[shibumi]

Tagline is sort of a catch all for annoying situations.

(It also refers to this.)

[TigersEye]

LOL I always knew muppets were evil!

[shibumi]

The Perp -

(Could not find the name or a picture of the victim.)