Presidential Biography Insertion Contest

[ml/nj]

By now most readers will know that whitehouse.gov (Don't click this last link unless you want to see a barf inducing picture of Il Douche.) has a page of links to Presidential biographies. And recently some of these biographies have been tampered with. E.g.:

Did you know? 

• President Reagan designated Martin Luther King Jr. Day a national holiday; today the Obama Administration honors this tradition, with the First and Second Families participating in service projects on this day.
• In a June 28, 1985 speech Reagan called for a fairer tax code, one where a multi-millionaire did not have a lower tax rate than his secretary. Today, President Obama is calling for the same with the Buffett Rule. 

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... has been added to the biography of Ronaldus Maximus by some "anonymous" individual. This tampering seems always to highlight the greatness of Il Douche.

But I don't think that HIS greatness has been fully captured by any of these insertions. So I propose a contest among FReepers to come up with superior insertions to capture the exceptional specialness of The One.

I'll try to come up with one myself.

[humblegunner]

I don't think that HIS greatness has been fully captured by any of these insertions.

Paging Larry Sinclair...

[rightwingintelligentsia]

I'll give it a whirl:

Abraham Lincoln, the 16th President of the United States, successfully preserved the Union during the American Civil War.

Did you know that President Obama successfully preserved the United Auto Workers Union by providing generous government bailouts during the bitter financial crisis he inherited?

[Laserman]

Though I find this tampering with Presidential biographies to be disgusting and insulting, I also thin it has been done to provide one more topic for conservatives to rant about while not talking about Obama’s failures on the economy, jobs, the deficit, etc.

[SparkyBass]

I prefer the visual method... ;)

[Colonel_Flagg]

"Grant allowed Radical Reconstruction to run its course in the South, bolstering it at times with military force."

Did you know that this is Barack Obama's wet dream?

[null and void]

Clinton was the first president known to have received a blowjob in the White House.

Obama gave bow jobs to several foreign leaders in their own countries.

Obama really delivers!

"bow" job, sometimes I even amaze myself...

[webheart]

While Governor of Massachusetts, President Romney signed legislation establishing universal health coverage for all of the citizens of the state. President Obama baaed his own health care plan on Romney’s Massachusetts legislation.

[silverleaf]

Millard Fillmore, 13th President of the US, was a white guy. He is dead. However President Barack Obama is a live really cool black dude. Millard Fillmore is consistently ranked in the bottom 10 of all US presidents, an achievement President Barack Obama is almost certain to match or exceed.

[Nip]

On a VERY serious note.

The last time that I saw such a blatant rewriting of history occurred in the Soviet Union after the death on Lenin.

Stalin had many paintings of the Soviet Revolution repainted a couple of times. The first time was to insert himself into the paintings. Then later, during the various purges, other Russian Revolutionaries were painted over thus removing them from the visual history of the Soviet Revolution.

I hope that Obama doesn't follow other ego trips that Stalin had during his dictatorship. The first is scary enough for me.

[Beagle8U]

George Washington couldn't tell a lie.

Brack Hussein Obama has vowed to make up for that inaction.

[ml/nj]

The Arthur Administration enacted the first general Federal immigration law. Arthur approved a measure in 1882 excluding paupers, criminals, and lunatics. Congress suspended Chinese immigration for ten years, later making the restriction permanent.

Did you know?

The Obama Administration has effectively canceled this racist law and all of these restrictions; and is now pursuing criminal prosecutions against those who sought to enforce them.

ML/NJ

[ml/nj]

This thread isn't really about Romney. Say what you want about him, but his actions in Massachusetts did not violate the United States Constitution, and I don't believe he has ever exhibited one ten-thousandth of the hubris of Il Douche.

ML/NJ

[kevkrom]

President Clinton was often accused of, though never proven to be, involved in drug-running operations through Mena, Arkansas. President Obama was one of the operation’s customers.

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President George W. Bush was a fighter pilot. Michelle Obama has logged more flight hours than Bush from going on taxpayer-paid vacations.

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President Theodore Roosevelt was part of a military outfit call the “rough riders”. With his support for gay marriage, Obama shows his support for the name.

[Bubba_Leroy]

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. In the beginning of his first term as President, The Won created Obamacare!

[Bubba_Leroy]

President Harry S Truman's motto was: "The buck stops here."

President Barry Hussein Obama's motto is: "It was Bush's fault."

[null and void]

Did you catch that he referred to PRESIDENT Romney?...

[vwbug]

President Harry S Truman’s motto was: “The buck stops here.”
Obozo spent it

[webheart]

I know but it was future history. Get it? President Romney? I have a hard time being so funny.

[webheart]

“Rump” Riders?