The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Monday, March 5, 2012

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

[advertising guy]

I have it on good authority that Chris Wallace and Katie Couric wear the same size bra

[Finny]

... the dumb slut didn’t say ... yadda yadda yadda ...

And Jesus wept.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Thanks for your nonjudgmental statement.

Jesus would be as proud of my tagline as he is of Nooter's fidelity, I suppose.

To quote one of my favorite songs, "God and I don't need a middle man." so you can STFU. I don't give a damn what you think Jesus would think of me.

[AliVeritas]

I want to know WHO Fluke was speaking for, name names.

She’s not qualified to speak on it, she doesn’t live it (with men anyway/hey, they say that re: priests); Why couldn’t the ‘actual’ women with the problems show up? Has anyone heard from them yet? I guess they’re from Chicago and waiting for Gloria Allred.

[seekthetruth]

Tell Imus to go have a cigarette and get his brain in gear. Then he should comment with some real facts (if he knows how) about Sandra Slut Fluke!

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Oh I forgot, you Nooters love sluts, seeing as how you want Calistaslut as first lady.

[rodguy911]

Yeah,Joplin, that’s it. Thanks very much.

[Mozilla]

Romney is the republican’s Obama lite.

[combat_boots]

“I ****canned FOX from my rapidly diminishing list of media sources a few months ago”

Me, too. I watched Megan whoever, Bret Baier and Shep Smith flat out lie about different things, without batting an eye, and decided that I CAN READ!

[thouworm]

“They have to ax Rush before the election.”

Yes they do. And look at all the interesting Obama items NOT being discussed. The Obama pea is under another shell, and the media will make endless, ad nauseum observations about the empty shell.

[rodguy911]

Imus is proof positive that one can be near physical death’s door and still broadcast.

[Finny]

He apologized because he said he had stooped to the level of the left, and that was wrong. He apologized because he's a good man and a gentleman. Why would we use what Maher says or does as a benchmark? He's a despicable, vile, evil man.

Amen, Trisham. God bless Rush, and Godspeed Newt Gingrich.

[advertising guy]

hot dammit BINGO....you said it too....I also have seen those same folk literally lie to me on their shows...

I mean lie, grinnin

[rodguy911]

Newt’s spots are all over the panhandle.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Now Zero is giving the commencement address at Joplin, MO HS.

[rodguy911]

YEah,32AA-

[Mozilla]

[CDB]

Her name is pronounced “Sandra Fluck”?? Rhymes with . . .

The "L" is silent,like the second "L" "LLAMA."

[IMissPresidentReagan]

LOL - I shared this picture on Facebook yesterday. Hilarious. If you have a sense of humor.

[rodguy911]

I just saw maaaaghaannn,the only bad looking blonde on FNC and if she ever smiled,which she wont, her face would crack!!Imagine being married to that,no thanks.