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Duluth 'ball slasher' pleads to latest break-in
pioneer press ^ | 11-26-77 | Duluth News Tribune

Posted on 10/27/2011 12:54:24 PM PDT by WOBBLY BOB

Christopher Neil Bjerkness faces sentencing Nov. 29 in a felony burglary case after a plea agreement was reached Wednesday in St. Louis County District Court.

Known as the "Ball Slasher," the 33-year-old Bjerkness originally pleaded not guilty to breaking into the Chester Creek Academy fitness center in May. Bjerkness has several previous convictions for breaking into facilities to slash exercise balls - an action described as a sexual fetish.

(Excerpt) Read more at twincities.com ...


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; US: Minnesota
KEYWORDS: ball; bjerkness; duluth; minnesota; moron; slasher; soundslikeadisorder
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His Be-jerkness Becomes him.
1 posted on 10/27/2011 12:54:30 PM PDT by WOBBLY BOB
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To: WOBBLY BOB

I’m just thankful it was exercise balls.


2 posted on 10/27/2011 12:57:14 PM PDT by swain_forkbeard (Rationality may not be sufficient, but it is necessary.)
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To: swain_forkbeard

Yes. Quite a relief!


3 posted on 10/27/2011 12:58:41 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius.)
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To: swain_forkbeard

LOL! No kidding...I read the title and almost crossed my legs...YIKES.. hahaha


4 posted on 10/27/2011 12:58:58 PM PDT by jakerobins
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To: swain_forkbeard

Me too. I was afraid to click on the title...


5 posted on 10/27/2011 1:00:15 PM PDT by null and void (MSGT Dean Hopkins USMC (ret) WWII-Korea-Vietnam 11/9/1925-10/22/2011 My hero, my Dad)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Ping!


6 posted on 10/27/2011 1:01:53 PM PDT by day10 (Integrity has no need of rules.)
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To: swain_forkbeard

yes but it is a good thing that he didn’t know about this: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2798784/posts


7 posted on 10/27/2011 1:02:42 PM PDT by NativeSon
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To: WOBBLY BOB

Him B-Jackass..............


8 posted on 10/27/2011 1:03:51 PM PDT by Red Badger (Obama's number one economics advisor must be a Magic Eight Ball.................)
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To: WOBBLY BOB

No wonder the Duluth Bulldogs only had the one ball.


9 posted on 10/27/2011 1:04:59 PM PDT by SkyDancer (Pilot: n. The Highest Form Of Life On Earth)
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To: swain_forkbeard

Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress...


10 posted on 10/27/2011 1:06:07 PM PDT by WOBBLY BOB (See ya later, debt inflator ! Gone in 4 (2012))
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To: WOBBLY BOB

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YL2Nj6pGoc
And some Big Balls In Cowtown.


11 posted on 10/27/2011 1:13:06 PM PDT by Deaf Smith
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slash exercise balls - an action described as a sexual fetish

Still scratching my head trying to figure that one out.

12 posted on 10/27/2011 1:19:58 PM PDT by colorado tanker
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To: WOBBLY BOB

The fumes off the lake make the locals do some really strange stuff....


13 posted on 10/27/2011 1:22:55 PM PDT by NorthStarStateConservative (Springtime in America will arrive on January 21, 2013.)
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To: colorado tanker; tx_eggman
slash exercise balls - an action described as a sexual fetish

Still scratching my head trying to figure that one out.


Try scratching a bit lower...
14 posted on 10/27/2011 1:23:36 PM PDT by SpinnerWebb (In 2012 you will awaken from your HOPEnosis and have no recollection of this... "Constitution")
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To: colorado tanker
slash exercise balls - an action described as a sexual fetish

Maybe he was once molested by the Pilates of the Caribbean?

15 posted on 10/27/2011 1:26:54 PM PDT by digger48
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To: WOBBLY BOB

for a moment there I thought Lorena Bobbitt had moved to Duluth


16 posted on 10/27/2011 1:26:54 PM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: WOBBLY BOB
 
 
With a head like his...
 
You'd think he'd NOT want to encourage ball slashing.


17 posted on 10/27/2011 1:32:45 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS! This means liberals AND libertarians (same thing) NO LIBS!)
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To: Responsibility2nd
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he's the one on the left

18 posted on 10/27/2011 1:36:41 PM PDT by WOBBLY BOB (See ya later, debt inflator ! Gone in 4 (2012))
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19 posted on 10/27/2011 1:45:19 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: digger48

ROTFLMAO! Good one!


20 posted on 10/27/2011 1:48:56 PM PDT by colorado tanker
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